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\section{Chapter 12: Double Down}\label{chapter-12-double-down}}

\begin{quote}
\emph{``It admittedly took me a few years to make my peace with the fact
that Lady Foundling's take on diplomacy is essentially to bring a bottle
of cheap wine and a sword to the table, then remind the interlocutor
that while the wine might be awful it is still arguably better than
being stabbed.''}

-Extract from the personal memoirs of Lady Aisha Bishara
\end{quote}

``You insignificant \emph{insect},'' the Duke of Violent Squalls barked.

I smiled pleasantly. So it \emph{could} work. The Duke was addressing me
directly instead of the role of the Princess of High Noon, which I
needed him to do badly if my plan was going to succeed. Well, plan might
have been a little too ambitious of a word. I was following my
instincts, which while usually leading me to breaking someone's bones
also tended to get me out of corners in more or less one piece. I could
not win this if I played out their story, I knew. I would be quite
literally fated to lose. Time to drive the cart off the road. Chaos had
always been where I thrived, and no people were so ill-equipped to deal
with it as the fae.

``That hurt my feelings, it did,'' I replied, rolling my eyes. ``We
going stand here trading insults all night, or we going to talk terms?''

``You give me insult in my own home and speak of terms?'' the Duke
hissed. ``I should destroy you where you stand.''

I could feel wind starting up in the ballroom, the hem of my cloak
stirring with it. There were probably Names that gave you a precise read
on how much power an opponent could throw around, but sadly Squire
wasn't one of them. All I got was that he was a glacier compared to the
icicle of the average fae, not that far beneath the Prince of Nightfall
himself. Joy. That was, I mused, the first hint that Duke or not he
probably had a large role in the story of the Winter Court. Was the
Winter King trying to use me as a catspaw to get rid of an enemy he
wasn't allowed to touch? Unlikely, I finally decided. While I was
supposed to get into conflict with this one, the dispute was also
supposed to be resolved by champions. My hacking his head off wasn't
supposed to be in the cards.

``You won't, though,'' I said. ``Because I'm a guest and the lot of you
are all about rules. That's a fairly big one, as I understand it.''

``You will not be my guest forever,'' the Duke of Violent Squalls said
coldly.

The wind his cuffs were made of turned furious without his visibly doing
anything to cause it. I'd need to have a talk with Masego about how
having the aristocratic title to something something worked, practically
speaking. Might be a way to sever that. Without his magic the fae was
just a man in fancy clothes, and I wasn't above stabbing those when it
got me what I wanted.

``Somehow I doubt that getting into a pitched battle in the streets of
Skade is going to go over too well with your king,'' I said. ``I'm
\emph{his} guest too, remember?''

``If you think that makes you untouchable, you are severely mistaken,''
the fae said.

``You'll still get a slap on the wrist,'' I smiled. ``And I get the
feeling that a king's slap around here tends to\ldots{} leave marks.''

Around all us, all the faces of the fae I could see were blank. They
just stood there in utter silence, not so much as breathing as they
watched it all unfold. It was like standing in a hall full of statues.

``I'm a kind soul, though,'' I lied. ``So I'm offering you a way to seek
redress that dodges the issue.''

``A formal duel,'' the Duke said, pale lips stretching to reveal teeth
of ivory. ``Yes, that would be acceptable. Crushing you under my heel
will be most satisfying.''

\emph{And now I have you}, I thought. No champions, just the immortal
monster and me in a ring. With a little prodding he'd eagerly left
behind the story of the Princess of High Noon becoming captive and
walked into entirely uncharted territory. I did not pick that word by
mistake: there was no map we were following, here. No story. Which
meant, I figured, that I could insert my own. \emph{How do you beat
someone you can't beat?} I mused, remembering rocky fields in a land
that right now felt so very far away. More innocent days, those, when
I'd been playing at war instead of waging it\emph{.} But I had not
forgotten the most important lesson I'd learned from the War College:
don't win according to the rules, win despite them.

``So all that's left is settling on the wager,'' I said.

The Duke's lips stretched even further into an ugly rictus.

``If you lose, you will cede me the soul of everyone under your
command,'' he said.

``I'm not under her command, for the record,'' Archer called out from an
upper level.

I gestured rudely in her general direction without bothering to turn.

``Sure,'' I agreed. ``What I want is-``

``Yes, yes,'' the Duke said, waving his hand dismissively. ``The Summer
fae can have their freedom.''

``Those poor bastards aren't my problem in the slightest,'' I said with
a raised eyebrow.

I tapped my third finger, eyeing his own hand. The piece of jewellery
responsible for the seal on the invitation I'd received could be
glimpsed there, a ring of white wood set with a flat opal positively
reeking of magic.

``Your signet ring,'' I said. ``I want it. I also want to have always
had it.''

``That is a heavy price for you to demand,'' the Duke sneered.

``You just asked me for a few thousand souls, jackass,'' I replied
flatly. ``Don't whine about trinkets, it's unseemly.''

``Your death,'' he said, ``will not be quick.''

``I'm hearing a yes,'' I said. ``Anybody else heard a yes?''

``I agree to the terms of this wager,'' the Duke spoke through gritted
teeth. ``Since you are so eager to die, let us proceed. Will the
ballroom suffice?''

I grinned and wagged my finger.

``I spent all day travelling,'' I said. ``A delicate flower such as
myself needs rest before strenuous exercise. You wouldn't be trying to
\emph{cheat}, would you?''

I gasped in mock-surprise.

``I thought better of you, Duke,'' I said solemnly.

``Dawn, then, on the Fields of Wend,'' the fae replied with a sneer.
``My honour will not suffer for a longer delay.''

``You should put it out of its misery, if it's suffering that much,'' I
replied, because I had never learned to quit while I was ahead. ``Still,
I agree to your terms.''

I mentally added to my list the need to find out exactly what those
Fields were. Sounded like it might be important.

``A spot of entertainment before Court,'' the Duke of Violent Squalls
smiled. ``How refreshing.''

I would have cast aspersions on a place that counted blood sport as
entertainment, but considering I'd made more coin in Laure from the Pit
than the Rat's Nest a saying about stones and glass houses came to mind.
Although, frankly, someone who could afford to live in a house made of
glass could probably do with a few rocks thrown at them. If
\emph{anyone} got that rich there were bound to be a lot of peasants
starving in the background. I had nothing more to gain from continuing
the conversation, so I suppressed my urge to get the last word and
strolled away. My pipe had gone out, I noticed with a sigh. Typical.
Before I made it more than a few feet away all the fae around us started
moving again, like a spell had suddenly been lifted. Whispers flared up
immediately, but I wasn't intending to stick around and leanr what they
were. I found Hakram hastily making his way down the stairs without
needing to look for long, dragging a protesting Masego along as Archer
watched on in amusement.

``Well,'' Archer said. ``That certainly livened up the party.''

``Glad I could be of help,'' I replied sardonically.

``You were had,'' Adjutant gravelled.

I raised an eyebrow. Masego let out a little noise of understanding.

``Everyone under your command,'' Apprentice said. ``Given your position
on the Ruling Council of Callow, that could be argued to apply to every
soul in the former kingdom as well as the Fifteenth. Oh dear.''

I blinked. \emph{Shit}. Hadn't thought of that. I'd been more or less at
the head of Callow for a year now, but it had never quite sunk in that I
wielded the bastard cousin of a queen's authority. I still thought of
myself as Catherine Foundling, the Squire, not anything more.

``He couldn't \emph{really} collect on that, could he?'' I said.

``With that large of a debt owed him, the Duke could likely be able to
come into Creation in the fullness of his power,'' Apprentice said.
``After that, I have no real notion. It would be unprecedented as far as
I know.''

``The Calamities would smoke him before it got to that,'' I frowned.
``And Ranger can take the Prince of Nightfall even in Arcadia, she could
handle him.''

``I'm not sure she would,'' Archer said. ``Depends on her mood at the
time. A duke might not be enough of a challenge for her to bother.''

``She'd just let a few million people get their souls stolen?'' I said,
appalled.

``You're the one who just wagered them,'' Archer pointed out. ``The Lady
of the Lake is beholden to no one, Foundling. The suggestion that she is
would go\ldots{} poorly.''

Huh. I'd always like the stories about Ranger best when I was a kid, but
that put them in a different perspective. I passed a hand through my
hair.

``I'm not going to lose, regardless,'' I said. ``So it doesn't matter.''

``You have a plan,'' Adjutant said.

``Something like that,'' I agreed. ``Need some time to set it in stone,
hence why I delayed. We need to get back to the Still Courtyard.''

``Already?'' Archer complained.

``Actually, I have an assignment for you that doesn't involve,'' I said.

``Sounds serious,'' she said.

``Try to find out anything you can about the Duke of Violent Squalls,
while you're drinking yourself to death,'' I told her. ``And I do mean
anything you can. Even small details could be useful.''

``That seems like something that should have been done before you threw
a gauntlet at him,'' Archer noted. ``Though, praise where it's due,
funniest thing that happened all night. And I include Adjutant's clothes
in this.''

``Glad to have you on this team,'' I said with a sigh. ``Masego, on our
way out I need you to have a good look at the Duke. Pay close attention
to what he looks like.''

``I've seen him in my spectacles,'' Apprentice said. ``Anything more is
unnecessary.''

So those could do more than just see sorcery. That was useful to know.

``Let's go,'' I said, giving the fae a last glance. ``We're wasting
daylight -- and don't you godsdamned dare to correct me, Masego, it's an
idiom.''

He scowled all the way back to the carriage.

---

The moment a ward came down to prevent fae from eavesdropping on what
would be said inside the library, I turned to my two companions with a
winning smile.

``All right, gentlemen, I have work for you,'' I said.

Apprentice took off his spectacles, laid them on the table.

``I imagine my task has something to do with why you asked me to look at
the Duke,'' he said.

He murmured a few incantations and tapped a finger against the left rim.
A wispy image of the the Duke of Violent Squalls formed above the
spectacles. With a flick of the wrist, he made it rotate. I leaned
forward to have a closer look: I'd stood in front of that very fae, and
I couldn't recall that much detail about the clothes he'd worn. I let
out a low whistle.

``That's something,'' I said. ``How good are you with illusions?''

``Not my field of specialty, but anything possible with Low Arcana I can
achieve,'' Masego replied casually, as if he hadn't just stated he could
match the work of over nine tenths of the mages in Calernia in a fairly
difficult branch of sorcery.

``I need you to make me a glamour,'' I said. ``One I can wear.''

``Now does not seem the right time for you to develop a sense of
vanity,'' Apprentice said.

``I need you to make me look like I'm related to him,'' I continued,
ignoring the aside.

He hummed.

``I'll need an anchor to inscribe the Working on,'' he said. ``Using
anything of Arcadia will make it particularly effective, which should
improve the quality of the result.''

``Get one of the servants to find you something, then,'' I said. ``A
necklace, if possible, one I could wear under my clothes.''

He nodded absent-mindedly, clearly already thinking of the logistics of
what I'd asked him to do. Masego with a puzzle would not pause to ask me
why I wanted to look like I was related to the fae I was going to kill,
but I could feel Hakram's eyes on me even as Apprentice rose to his feet
and left both the room and the ward behind him.

``The signet ring, that you will `always have had','' he said. ``Looking
as if you were a daughter of his blood. These are not coincidences.''

``Which leads me to what I want from you. I need you to Find me a story
about patricide in one of these books,'' I said, gesturing at the stacks
around us.

Hakram cocked his head to the side.

``Daughter who never knew her parents kills a duke, only then realizing
that the signet ring on her hand matches his livery,'' the orc said.
``Fate led her to kill her father. A tragedy, but one that sees the
daughter a duchess at the end in a hollow victory.''

Ah, Hakram. If I had a hundred people with minds as sharp as his Callow
would run itself.

``That's the idea,'' I agreed softly.

``The part I'm missing is why you would want to be a Duchess of
Winter,'' he said.

``We've gotten in a place where think that what we want out of Skade is
to leave it alive,'' I said, plopping my elbows on the table.
``Arcandia, it makes it seem like everything outside is distant. But we
entered it for a reason.''

``To shut down Winter's invasion of Marchford,'' Adjutant said.

``Winter can't invade Marchford if Marchford is part of Winter,'' I
murmured.

``That's\ldots{}'' the orc began. ``Cat, there's risks. And there will
be consequences. As long as you rule the city, it will have ties to a
Court that places in Creation usually \emph{don't}. We have no idea what
that could mean.''

``We have a fucking portal spewing blizzard where my marketplace should
be, Hakram,'' I replied tiredly. ``That ship has sailed. The fae are
there and they're not going anywhere. If I'm one of their aristocrats,
at least I get to make rules in my demesne.''

``The Empress will have some things to say about one of her cities also
answering to the King of Winter,'' he gravelled.

``She won't like it,'' I agreed. ``But I think she'd like a slugging
match with Winter even less. Praes can't afford that right now, not with
Procer lurking at the gate. She's a practical woman, when it comes down
to it. You've seen the kind of heavyweights Winter can deploy, if they
need to. You really think the Legions can handle that?''

``The Legions of Terror can kill anything in Creation or out of it,''
Hakram replied without missing a beat.

The ironclad certainty in that voice was a thing to behold. That was
something I was only beginning to understand about orcs. I'd once
thought that they just separated everything into ally or enemy and that
it leant them a certain clarity, but it ran deeper than that. Orcs were
slower to come to a belief than humans, but when they did that belief
would not waver. Hakram had decided I was worth following, and that
certainty had carried him all the way into a Name. Never mind that no
orc had held in in over a millennium. Juniper also believed that the
Legions of Terror could take on any opponent, and so she'd crushed
mercenaries and devils alike with mere cunning and ruthlessness, playing
them every step of the way. They were both exceptional individuals, but
I could see a trace of what drove them in all the orcs I knew. I thought
of what the Clans would have been like, at the height of their power,
and almost shivered. A hundred thousand orcs, knowing deep in their
bones that their Warlord could not be beaten. No wonder the Soninke had
been terrified of them for centuries, that the Deoraithe had raised a
giant wall spanning leagues just to keep them out.

``But casualty rates would be high, until we found the proper method,''
Adjutant finally conceded.

``Hold on to that thought, Hakram,'' I said. ``When we get back home,
I'm pretty sure we'll need to clear out the host of Summer.''

``That'll be a fight to remember, when we're old and grey,'' Adjutant
replied, baring his fangs.

In that moment he reminded me acutely of Nauk, and I felt a pang. I
missed them, I realized. My little band of misfits. Juniper and Aisha,
Ratface and Pickler -- and Kilian, most of all. Hells, I missed Black,
the man that was so very carefully not-my-father, whose approval I
craved as much as I feared it. The sermons at the House of Light had
never said Evil would feel like this. Like a family, the only one I'd
ever had. Maybe that was how the Gods Below got you, I thought. They
made you love people who could do horrible things just enough that you'd
forgive them for it.

``Let's make sure we live that long first,'' I finally said. ``The Duke
is going to plaster me all over the floor if we don't cheat. Find me my
story, Adjutant.''

``And then?'' the orc asked.

``And then,'' I smiled, ``we're going to bullshit so hard it becomes a
prophecy.''
