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\section{Chapter 85: When It Rains}\label{chapter-85-when-it-rains}}

\begin{quote}
\emph{``Kill an enemy,}

\emph{Make another}

\emph{How dreadfully}

\emph{We do usher!}

\emph{Killed; enemy}

\emph{To another.''}

-Extract from `And So I Dreamt I Was Awake' by Sherehazad the Seer,
Taghreb poet
\end{quote}

``You're certain?'' I asked.

``As can be,'' Vivienne replied. ``Our own people have intercepted
reports and the Scribe's agents confirm it.''

``Then send for Pickler,'' I said. ``We'll need someone navigate the
implications of that.''

I paused, and the other Callowan caught my eye with understanding.

``Robber as well, then,'' the dark-haired woman said.

She dipped out of the room long enough to send out messengers and
returned as I poured us cups of wine. She took it when offered, and we
both sipped in silence. Lost in our thoughts. It'd be better with the
two of them, and I was glad she'd realized it. While it could not be
denied that Senior Sapper Pickler's upbringing as the daughter of a
Matron leant her insights into the ways of goblinkind that a nobody like
Robber wouldn't have, neither should it be ignored that she was,
well\ldots{} horribly unsociable. Even with other goblins. Special
Tribune Robber, on the other hand? He somehow seemed to know every other
greenskin we came across, and though goblins were clannish in the
extreme amongst themselves they gossiped with relish. Robber would have
his finger on the pulse of things in a way Pickler would not. Gods, and
to think I'd believed it would be quiet after the disaster in Lyonceau.
Showed what I knew.

Midnight had come and passed, though it would be more than a bell still
until dawn came, and no part of that span had been calm. I'd not
returned to Salia, after the Dead King's chilling farewell, for it would
have been unwise. Riots were beginning again, though this time not as a
tool of conspiracy: word had spread that the war against Keter was
resuming, and in terror and impotent anger the people had taken to the
streets. Given that there'd been killing of foreigners last time, it'd
been judged cautious for the delegations not to return to the capital at
least until the day after. If not longer. The First Prince had admitted
that she'd rather not soldiers -- even solely her own -- to put down the
turbulence but that she might not have a choice. Should it come to that,
though, no other member of the Grand Alliance could be seen intervening
even if only to help. It would feed the rumours from the coup attempt
that'd not entirely died down, that the First Prince was in league with
foreign powers that wanted to destroy Procer.

As Salia roiled and the rest of us kept to our camps, surrounded by
soldiers, the last stretch of day into the night had been filled with
fervent activity. For one, the two Named that'd been effectively keeping
the League of Free Cities together were gone. The Hierarch perhaps not
yet dead, as Masego had insisted, but undeniably he was in no place to
rule. Not that he'd ever done that even when he was actually meant to.
There'd been accusations of assassination from some cities, Penthes
leading the charge, but it was hard to argue with a town covered in ash
and two heroes stuck in bedrest. The League delegations had hastily
withdrawn to their camp under a heavy escort of Proceran soldiers,
howling mobs of Salians tossing everything they could get their hands on
at them. I had Archer out and keeping an eye on them, though with strict
instructions not the kick the hornet's nest. That Penthes had been so
aggressive earlier was a good indication that Hakram was right about
Malicia having sunk in her hooks there, but there was no telling where
much of the League would fall. Helike, in particular, promised to be a
mess. Kairos Theodosian had no formal successor, and rumour was he'd
pruned minor branches of the Theodosians quite enthusiastically after
usurping his nephew. It was not impossible that the royal house of
Helike was dead, and there was no telling if some other nobles would
make a play for the throne or some distant relation was about to be
produced so they could `rule'.

And now, like we didn't have our plates full enough with the south,
north and west trouble was coming from the east as well. The affairs of
the Confederation of the Grey Eyries, the fledgling goblin state that'd
risen in rebellion against the Tower and declared independence before
going a step further and taking Foramen, had always been opaque to
outsiders. The Council of Matrons had ruled the goblin tribes under the
Empire and it still did under the Confederation, but to my understanding
the alliance between the tribes was a loose thing even at the best of
times. The Matrons were nominally an ally to Callow, for Hakram and
Vivienne had backed their bid for independence with dwarven gold and
foodstuffs, to be repaid in goods we needed: goblin steel and munitions.
A blockade of the Hungering Sands by the loyalist Legions of Terror had
made deliveries of these highly sporadic, though they'd not entirely
ceased, but the Matrons were making visible efforts to keep their word.

I'd believed that to be a promising sign, and though the goblins were
said to have committed atrocities against Taghrebi nobility when they
took Foramen, the loss of the Imperial Forges and yet another great city
of Praes had been a hard blow to Malicia. The Confederation was riddled
with practices I despised, and the Matrons were generally speaking about
as trustworthy as a nest of vipers, but as a counterweight to the Tower
in the southeast they'd been an invaluable asset. Just the fact that
they'd tied up the loyalist legions down south had been worth its weight
in gold, since it meant I didn't have to worry about those same troops
securing the Empire for Malicia -- or marching on Summerholm, for that
matter. There was the promise of a long-term partnership there as well,
with the Snake Eater Tribe having settled in my lands near Marchford.
It'd allowed Juniper to recruit goblins to fill the ranks of the Army of
Callow's sappers and scouts, and more abstract benefits as well. The
relative harmony with the locals had been both a proof that Callow might
be able to handle greenskin settlers and a tie to the Council of Matrons
themselves.

The generous income that rent of their tribal lands brought didn't hurt
either, given the until recently dreadful state of my coffers.

Some parts of it in particular: Pickler's mother, Matron Wither of the
High Ridge Tribe. Who'd been trying to push Pickler into retiring and
becoming Matron of the Snake Eater Tribe since the moment it was settled
on Callowan grounds. I'd been more amused than anything when I'd first
heard, for trying to get Pickler interested in anything that wasn't
engineering was like pulling teeth, but given the fractious nature of
goblin politics I'd found it shockingly impressive that Matron Wither
has succeeded at ensuring no other matron was appointed in the wake of
her daughter's refusal to retire and take up matronship of the tribe.
Guards knocked on the door and jolted me out of my thoughts, Vivienne
calling out to allow entry as I took a sip from my now near-empty cup.
The two goblins came in together, for a moment allowing a glimpse of the
difference between them -- Pickler was, I realized, growing
significantly larger than Robber. Half a head more now, and where the
male's skin was beginning to wrinkle in some places as he approached his
kind's middle age her own was the same as when I'd first met her. Matron
lines, it was said, were as a breed apart from the rest of their kind.

That did not strike me as the kind of thing that came about naturally.

``Boss, Princess,'' Robber greeted us, scuttling in and sliding into a
seat.

My brow rose as I glanced at Vivienne.

``Since I was designated your heiress,'' she admitted. ``It's exactly as
annoying as you'd think.''

Oh, Vivienne, why would you ever admit that out loud? There was no way
he was ever going to stop, now.

``Catherine, Dartwick,'' Pickler greeted us, slightly more
deferentially.

She waited for me to invite her with a gesture before taking a seat, at
least.

``I've need of your insights into the Confederation,'' I admitted.
``There's been news.''

Amber eyes wary, Pickler watched me without blinking.

``I'm not corresponding with my mother, Catherine,'' she said. ``And
even if I was, she would not share secrets with me. Nor I with her, if
that is your-''

``Not in the slightest,'' I interrupted. ``But you were raised about as
high as can be, by my understanding, and you know your mother better
than anybody else we've got.''

``And I am here to speak for the common goblin, I assume,'' Robber
grinned, pearly needle-like teeth gleaming. ``Allow me then to present
our demands: first, we would like larger cookpots. The ones we have
can't fit a full Proceran child. Second-''

``Robber's here because he hears gossip even Hakram doesn't,'' I said,
pretending to have heard none of that.

``His ears are too high up,'' Robber agreed without missing a beat,
``it's like someone carved an ugly mug onto a tree, Boss.''

``Matron Wither has seized control of the city of Foramen and, along
with what seems to be another few tribes, evicted the Confederation from
the region,'' Vivienne calmly said.

It was like someone had dropped a sheet of ice-cold water on the two
goblins. Genuine surprise, from the two of them.

``Was blood spilled?'' Robber sharply asked.

Vivienne handed me the scroll carrying the latest summary report and I
tossed it across the table. He caught it and passed it to Pickler
without hesitating, eyes remaining on me.

``As far as we can tell, all forces within the city that didn't belong
to the High Ridge or their allies were taken by surprised and killed,''
I said. ``There were a series of skirmishes afterwards that droved back
Confederation warriors into the Grey Eyries. Maybe four to five thousand
dead, all in all.''

``The Legions haven't moved,'' Pickler slowly said.

``They have not,'' I grimly said. ``Even our allies in the Eyes are
certain. I'm not all that familiar with Marshal Nim, but I'm told she's
the most aggressive commander among the marshals. She would not miss an
opportunity like that without a good reason, I think.''

``The Tribes have always turned on each other when rebellions turn
sour,'' Robber said, ``but this is\ldots{} wrong. Too early. They're
winning, too.''

He did not, I thought, sound even slightly disapproving of the goblin
tribes beginning to sell each other out to the Tower at the first hint
of defeat. There was something in me that was disgusted by the notion --
Gods, what kind of Callowan would sell out their own just because the
going got rough? -- but I forcefully reminded myself that goblins did
not see the world as most humans did.

``No rebellion against the Tower ever lasted more than five years,''
Pickler quietly said. ``My mother told me this, once, when I was a
child.''

``The Long War did,'' Robber argued. ``It took fifteen years for them to
put down Matron Trifler up in her hidden fortress.''

``Trifler led one tribe and the castoffs of the rest,'' Pickler said.
``After three years the rest of the Council had submitted to Sulphurous,
and for the twelve years that follow it was a war of raiders against
raiders.''

Much as the Wasteland's history could be interesting -- and I was pretty
sure Dread Empress Sulphurous had actually died to the first known
Shining Prince after cornering him out in the Fields of Streges -- and
the parts of it involving the goblin rebellions as bloody as they were
fascinating, I'd not brought them here to speak of it.

``Why bring this up, Pickler?'' I said. ``The Grey Eyries haven't
fallen.''

Nor were they likely to, in my opinion. The reports of the Eyes made it
clear that Matron Wither and her allies comprised less than a third of
the tribes of the Confederation and that surprise had been the deciding
element in her victory against her former allies. She might even be able
to hold Foramen, given the wards and walls on the city, but if she tried
to take the Eyries she was in for the same bloody slog Praesi armies
went through every time they put down rebellion there. And unlike the
Empire, she didn't have the numbers to simply take the casualties
inflicted by constant vicious ambushes and keep advancing. Her people
would know the grounds, sure, but so would the enemy.

``Because I do not believe my mother intends to go back to the Grey
Eyries,'' Pickler said.

``She doesn't have the strength to fend off both the Confederation and
the Empire,'' I slowly said. ``To be honest, I'm not sure she has the
strength to fend off either if they put their back into it.''

``Malicia cannot tolerate losing the forges of her war machine to an
independent power, from a practical perspective,'' Vivienne noted. ``Not
even one at war with her enemies. And it would see her overthrown by the
High Lords, besides.''

``Which she's gathering in Ater,'' I pointed out. ``Where she has the
Sentinels, the one force of soldiers that she can be assured the loyalty
of.''

They were hardly an army, mind you, and more like the personal guard of
the reigning tyrant. But within Ater they were undeniably the largest
stick around, even if I wouldn't bet on them against the household
troops of most High Seats beyond those walls.

``It seems highly unlikely for her to attempt so risky a purge,'' my
successor said. ``Especially when the aristocracy is bound to come down
firmly in her favour when the Carrion Lord comes for the Tower.''

``You're missing the point, Boss,'' Robber quietly said. ``Pickler's
saying her mother doesn't think this can be won. So all she did was get
her hands on goods to bargain with.''

I blinked in surprise. This was, on the surface, madness. The Dread
Empire was largely without allies at the moment. Sure, the Empress had
probably made pacts in the eastern Free Cities, but none of them would
be willing to march to war for her. And the Dead King had most the
continent arrayed against him. Crusades with lesser forces than those
gathered in Salia had driven him back into Keter, so why would Wither
choose \emph{now} to change sides? The Matrons were a cautious bunch:
they'd waited until Thalassina was dust, half the legions were in
effective exile and Callowan support was secured before finally
striking. Why would Wither not wait a few more months before making her
decision, at least to see how the Grand Alliance did against Keter?

``And what might she trade the return of Foramen for?'' Vivienne asked.

``Rule over the rest of the Tribes,'' Robber suggested.

``That wouldn't hold,'' I said. ``It solidifies goblins around a single
ruler, even if it's a hated one.''

And once the Tribes began to unify, a thousand years of Praesi work
would begin to unravel. A coalition of tribes nudged into constant
feuding by breeding restrictions and strictly limited trade was
something the Tower could comfortably believe itself to be able to put
down if it rose in rebellion, even with the difficulties inherent in
campaigning in the Grey Eyries. An effective goblin \emph{queendom},
though? That was a whole other kettle of fish. Even if the throne
changed dynasties with every season, a common army and the ability to
mobilize workforce from all tribes would make even a fledgling goblin
state an utter nightmare to put down should it rebel. It would be much
unlike Malicia to trade a short-term gain for a long-term disaster,
considering she likely intended to reign until the long term came to
pass. Especially when she could simply have waited until the goblin
armies had bloodied each other then forcefully taken Foramen from
whoever came out the victor.

I wished Akua was here, for her insights into Praes would have been
welcome, but she had duties just as pressing. Someone needed to get in
touch with our armies before they came out of the Twilight Ways, and
though Masego still had the know-how he no longer had the sorcery. I'd
told him to double down on exploring his theory, besides, with the help
of the Rogue Sorcerer whenever he could be spared. If the Dead King was
truly about to start flinging around a few millennia's worth of
accumulated nastiness, we needed anything that might truly be able to
make a difference.

``Agreed,'' Pickler said. ``Nor is my mother a fool. If such an offer
was made she would not have trusted it.''

``Then what did she bargain for?'' Vivienne asked. ``The current
situation is untenable, Senior Sapper. Her seizure of Foramen has been
the death knell of our supply routes for steel and munitions. We've
enough in Callow to fill the Army's stocks once more, but after that the
well is dry.''

And that was without even speaking of the Legions-in-Exile, who after a
year of campaigning had expended the vast majority of their own stocks.
Marshals Juniper and Grem had combined their stores while they were
fighting together in Iserre, but fought they had. There wasn't much left
in those common stores, now. Much of the Army of Callow's war doctrine
came from the Legions of Terror, straight from the Reforms, and that
meant the sappers had a major role as both combat units and siege
engineers. Losing one of those for lack of munitions to furnish them
with would be a blow, and an ill-timed one if we were to fight Keter in
the coming months. Against the hordes of the dead, goblin munitions
would make a massive difference. One we badly needed if we were to have
a prayer of holding the northern fronts.

``Poison Tooth,'' Pickler said, quoting the scroll I'd handed her.
``Bitter Stride, Clay Sun, every single tribe listed here -- they are
all face-tribes.''

``\emph{Pickler},'' Robber hissed.

``That is not preserved knowledge, Robber,'' she dismissed. ``The
Taghreb figured out that much centuries ago. And even if it was, what
would the Preservers \emph{do}?''

``The Preservers,'' I slowly said.

``There are some among our kind that are tasked with the preservation of
secrecy,'' Pickler said.

Robber, never one to miss an occasion to be grisly, slit his throat with
a finger.

``Loose tongues lead to open throats,'' Robber said. ``Even a child
knows that.''

``And the Legions allow this?'' I frowned.

``Not openly,'' Pickler conceded. ``Yet Marshal Ranker did not join her
entire tribe to the Carrion Lord's cause without requiring
\emph{concessions,} in the days before the Conquest. As for the days
before the Reforms, well\ldots{}''

What did your average Dread Emperor care for goblins killing each other,
she meant. Not a lot, most likely, and they'd have to know that trying
too hard to get at goblin secrets would mean a rebellion. I doubted that
the common assertions that only goblins spoke the goblin tongues was
true, but then Black had taught me they regularly changed their spoken
language so that it could not ever truly be grasped.

``I made no such concessions,'' I flatly said.

``They would have sought them form you, in time,'' Pickler said, hissing
through her teeth. ``Made sale of steel and munitions contingent on
them.''

``Allow me to be perfectly clear,'' I said, tone clipped. ``In choosing
to serve in the Army of Callow, you have become citizens of Callow. With
all rights and protections so afforded.''

``We do not make exceptions to this,'' Vivienne said, voice as offended
as I felt. ``And if the old crones think they can twist our arms over
such a matter with \emph{trade}, then they will be taught otherwise
harshly.''

Robber looked, to my deep unease, almost helpless.

``You don't understand,'' he said. ``It is\ldots{} you, we\ldots{} We
just don't spill secrets, Boss. It's not what we do. It's not what a
goblin does.''

``Matrons talk,'' Pickler said, tone embittered. ``All else hold their
tongue. That is our way.''

We had, it seemed, tumbled into a deeper pit than I'd thought. It would
not be bridged tonight, I thought, and there were prior callings. Best
move on.

``Face-tribes,'' I said. ``Is that what I think it is?''

``Tribes who represent us with outsiders,'' Pickler said. ``The High
Ridge learn and speak with the Taghreb, by custom, but under my mother
the Banu of Foramen were the humans cultivated. No doubt the secrets she
stole and traded helped the Confederation take the city from the Banu
and helped her take it from the Confederation.''

``And all the other tribes she allied with have similar purposes?'' I
pressed.

``The Bitter Strides are a dark hand by custom -- they hurt in concert
with another tribe that speaks sweetly -- but they too know well the
peoples of the Hungering Sands,'' Pickler said.

Suddenly Pickler's assertion that her mother did not intend to return to
the Grey Eyries sounded more believable. Matron Wither had assembled
allies that could navigate the Wasteland and only that kind, which
implied those were the people she had a \emph{use} for.

``Fuck,'' I said. ``She's trying for nobility, isn't she? With so many
nobles dead the Empress can find her a holding somewhere, and she'll
take in her allied tribes as retainers.''

``Thalassina was obliterated with sorcery, but it has a strategic
location and great prestige as a holding,'' Vivienne said. ``A worthy
reward, perhaps, for one returning Foramen to the Tower.''

The knock on the door saw my irritation rise sharply, but I mastered it.
A young Callowan soldier -- fair-haired, likely southern of birth --
entered, face anxious. He was bringing, he said, word from Lord
Hierophant and Royal Advisor Kivule as well Lord Adjutant. Contact had
been made with the Army of Callow. My brow rose, since Akua had told me
it was unlikely to work until we were much closer to dawn. Hierophant's
presence must have helped more than anticipated.

``Noted,'' I said. ``You may leave.''

He looked like he wanted to twist his hands anxiously, but he spoke up
again.

``Your Majesty,'' he said, ``your presence has been required.''

I frowned.

``I left Lord Adjutant with them to see to anything that might require
my presence in the first place,'' I said.

``And it is he that sent me to you, Your Majesty,'' the boy said. ``I am
to tell you that the Army of Callow has left the Twilight Ways, and is
now encamped in northern Bayeux.''

It took me a moment to place the principality in my mind -- it was south
of Arans, where my army was meant to march, and had commanded one of the
two paths into the Red Flower Vales before the passes were collapsed.
Well short of where they should be.

``Are the Legions-in-Exile with them?'' Vivienne asked.

The boy shook his head.

``My lady, they \emph{left},'' he got out. ``And Marshal Juniper has
placed herself under arrest, along with almost third of the officers in
the army.''
