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\chapter*{Bonus Chapter: Dues}\label{dues}}
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\addcontentsline{toc}{chapter}{\nameref{dues}} \chaptermark{Bonus Chapter: Dues}
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\epigraph{``Even the kindest hero stands over a spreading graveyard.''}{Theodore Langman, Wizard of the West}
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Vivienne Dartwick had wondered, about what made her different from all
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the other pickpockets and thieves that haunted the nights of Southpool.
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As far as she could tell it was that she didn't \emph{need} to steal.
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Her father had been a baron under the Count of Southpool, but never a
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martial man and so though he had sent troops to join the armies failing
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to turn back the Conquest he'd never fought in a battle himself. He was
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a baron no longer, since all noble titles in the county had been
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abolished after the first Imperial Governor was appointed, but even
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after the Praesi took their cut Vivienne's family remained wealthier
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than a talented merchant could hope to become with a lifetime of work.
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Her mother had passed in a hunting accident when she'd been young, and
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the strangeness of that had been what set her on her path. Mother had
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been a devil with a bow and a better rider, so her mount getting scared
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by a wolf and and breaking her ribs in panic stretched credulity,
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somewhat. She'd only been seven, back then, and Father had made sure to
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keep her in the dark. It had worked for a few years, but not forever.
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He'd gotten forgetful in his old age, and the bar on his study's door
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could be forced up if the lock wasn't properly turned. Vivienne had only
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gone in to smoke his pipe since he never let her try it, but when
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rustling through the drawers to find it she'd seen her mother's name on
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parchment. Her father had petitioned Governess Ife, successor to the
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original governor, to investigate the circumstances of her mother's
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death. He'd called them highly suspicious. The letter the Governess sent
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back was dripping with implied threats and made a point of mentioning
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rebel elements. Treason didn't fetch the same punishment everywhere, in
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Callow, since the governors were given free rein to run their territory
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as they wished. She'd heard that in the south if someone got caught the
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entire family was executed. In Southpool, though, it was only the
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directly implicated that got the noose. The families got away with a
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harsh fine. She'd remembered, then, that around the time of her mother's
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death Father had become very frugal for a few months.
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That painted a picture she did not like.
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It wasn't that her family was in trouble, not anymore. Her father had
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sold a smithy they'd once owned, which he said wasn't turning up much a
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profit under the Tower's weapons prohibitions anyway. But when she next
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had her lessons with her tutor, Vivienne made sure to ask the man about
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laws. About how much the fine for being associated with treasonous
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elements was. It\ldots{} wasn't a small sum. She could understand why
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Father had cut corners until he could find a buyer for the smith. But it
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was a very cheap price, for her mother's life. There was something
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\emph{wrong} about the Praesi killing her mother and making her family
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pay for it. It was like an itch in the back of her mind she couldn't
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scratch. It should have been them it cost, not her father. And that was
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when it began, when she decided to make right. Gold couldn't ever make
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up for her mother, but she could make them feel it. The number she came
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up with was a whim. Ten times what they'd fined, and once more to make
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up for the fine itself. It was enough to build three manors in the
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country, she knew, but anything less would have an insult.
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Vivienne knew she wasn't as pretty as some of the other noble girls, not
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matter how nice her dresses and how many ribbons the maids put in her
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hair, but she wasn't ugly and boys got dumb when you smiled at them and
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pretended they were interesting. It wasn't hard to find one of the
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Imperial orphanage boys near Kingspot Alley that ditched their lessons
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to mess around in the streets and knew how to pick a pocket. Talking the
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boy into teaching her was a lot harder, and she had to go through the
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kitchen for honeybread when the cooks were asleep before he agreed.
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Vivienne found she had a knack for it. She'd always been good with her
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hands, even if her handwriting was wobbly, and if she apologized when
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running into people all they saw was a little girl who felt real sorry,
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yessir. Getting her tutor to pretend she was still at her lessons was
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harder, but he'd been sleeping with one of the maids and Father would
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have thrown him out if he knew. As long as she kept pace with her
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learning, the man would keep his mouth shut. He'd have a hard time being
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hired by other nobles if he had a bad reputation.
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Within two months she was better than the orphan who'd taught her, and
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after stealing a sharp little kitchen knife she began trying her hand at
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cutting purses. She'd need help, though, if she was to steal bigger
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things than a drunk trader's ale money. People to find targets for her.
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The eldermen were useless. People said they'd had a hand in the old
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riots that made the Governess back down, but ever since they'd been
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terrified of her. The Guilds were weak and poor and they answered to
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people in Laure, and everyone knew those were Praesi lapdogs. The guilds
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that were out in the open, anyway. The Guild of Assassins had people in
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Southpool, and they took contracts if you put the word in the right
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place, but Vivienne wasn't out to kill anyone. What would be the point?
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Governess Ife would just be replaced by some other Wastelander, and they
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might be worse. Coin, though, coin would hurt her. So Vivienne hung out
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in one of those seedy taverns where there were rumours the people of the
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Guild of Thieves came to drink. No one said anything to her, even when
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she cut purses, and she was about to go spare when a grinning old man
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from the north told her to sit down at his table.
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``Ain't no one that's going to apprentice you, girl,'' he said. ``No
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matter how much stolen copper you flash.''
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``I'm good,'' Vivienne complained.
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``Passable,'' he said, the Harrow accent thick. ``But you look like a
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little noble, and no one wants that kind of attention.''
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That night, sneaking back in her room, Vivienne stood in front of her
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mirror with the kitchen knife and hacked through her hair. It stung and
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tore, but she went through with it to the end. She went back to the
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Kingspot orphans and found the idiot boy flirting with some tanner's
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daughter. He looked nervous when she walked up to them, but she ignored
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him. She traded one of her cheaper dresses for the girl's spare clothes,
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and returned to the tavern.
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``Took a knife to it, did you?'' the grinning old man asked.
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``I'll take a knife to you too, if you don't help me,'' she threatened.
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That was how she apprenticed to Sidehands, which he insisted he was his
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name. He was an old crook and he'd claim nine tenths of whatever she
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stole as long as he taught her, but he let her buy tools and taught her
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how to use them. More importantly, he introduced her to the wrong sort
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of people. Fences, handlers who had servants from important places on
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the take and a few roughs who'd make a ruckus if you needed someone
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distracted.
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``Ain't a lot of rules in the Guild,'' Sidehands said. ``We're not a
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rule-abiding kind, and even the King's only the King as long as he keeps
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his crown out of other people's hands.''
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``But there are,'' Vivienne said. ``Rules.''
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``We don't kill,'' the old man said. ``That's the one that matters. And
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we steal from the right people.''
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``'cause we're thieves, not murderers,'' she said, duly impressed.
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``'cause if we start putting knives in people the Guild of Assassins is
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going to start floating us by the docks one by one,'' Sidehands replied,
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amused. ``We take from merchants, we take from traders, we can take from
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ye old nobles. But we don't fuck with the Praesi. Otherwise they send
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for the mages, and there ain't no cover of night that'll get rid of a
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scrying spell.''
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``The Hedge Guild has mages that could do that,'' Vivienne said.
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``Now there's a bunch of real thieves,'' Sidehands chuckled. ``You
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should see their rates. Don't think about it, girl. All the mages with
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real talent were pressed into the Legions and what's left is crawling
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with Eyes of the Empire. You ask them to block a scrying spell and the
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city guard will knock at your door before the hour's done.''
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He grimaced, then patted her shoulder.
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``Besides, there's worse out there,'' he said. ``The Guild took a deal,
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when the Carrion Lord came riding in. He ain't the kind of man you want
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to cross.''
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Vivienne smiled and agreed and because everyone trusted a smiling little
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girl Sidehands thought she'd stick to the rules. As if. Two years she
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was apprenticed, and her nights were spent picking locks and working
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windows. She enjoyed it, the double life. When Jenny Gartrand was a real
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bitch about her hair -- it looked \emph{fine}, the maids cut it so it
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was evened out -- the night after she stole her pony and her collection
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of hunting bows and pawned them for a neat profit even after her teacher
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took his part. Father eventually noticed how much time she spent in the
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city, but bless his soul he assumed she had a boy there. He awkwardly
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tried to tell her this wasn't the old Callow anymore and it was fine if
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she wanted to marry a tradesman for love but she had to be careful about
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pregnancies and it was both mortifying and the most loving thing she'd
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ever heard. She did find a few corners with boys she liked, but they
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sure as Hells weren't tradesmen and there were no wedding bells around
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the corner. She was fifteen when Sidehands told her she was as good as
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he could make her, and offered her a seat on the Guild.
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``You'll be the only highborn on there, but they'll come around,'' the
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old man said. ``Hard for any of us to get a legitimate foot in the door
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to those parties and that'll whet their appetite. Don't let them rob you
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on their cut, Vivs, they'll need you more than the other way around.''
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She twitched when he called her that, as she always did. The only part
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about this she'd regret was that she'd never get a Guild name. She
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declined, politely, and talked about how her father was getting old and
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he'd need help running the family properties soon. She made vague
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assurances she'd be up for jobs now and then, and never followed through
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on it. The Guild of Thieves had rules, and she'd already gotten what she
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needed from them. Vivienne spent what she'd earned with thrifty hands on
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getting a few servant tongues to loosen, and she began to get her dues.
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There was no Legion garrison in Southpool, it wasn't large or important
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enough a city for that, but the roads west went through it and there
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were a bunch of Legions holed up at the Red Flower Vales. Her first time
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out on her own, she waited until the wagons with the pay stayed for the
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night and broke into the Governess' palace. She'd have to be careful,
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she knew. Sidehands' warnings about mages still rang in her ears. But
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she needed to know if she could do it.
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And Gods, could she.
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It was \emph{easier} than it should have been. Her steps more silent,
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her hands quicker and her ears sharper. She got into the sealed
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courtyard where the wagons had been left and slid down a pillar from
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above while the guards talked, hiding under the wagon until they moved
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on. There were a few left even after the patrol had gone away, but she
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timed it well and stayed in the shadows. She left with a single silver
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ingot that night, shoved under her leathers. It was only when word
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spread that the wagons had been broken in that she realized that she'd
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done something she shouldn't have been able to. The city was gossiping
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about the dozen legionaries who'd gotten hanged for putting their hands
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to the silver. They were the only ones who'd been allowed behind the
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wards that protected the courtyard, so it must have been one of them
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who'd stolen an ingot when they wagons were checked later that night.
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Vivienne's blood went cold, when she realized how close she'd been to
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being caught. She hadn't thought that the Praesi would be that cautious
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inside the palace. More importantly, she hadn't triggered the wards.
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Vivienne Dartwick knew she was good, but she wasn't literally
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\emph{magic}.
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Except that she was, now. She could hide in broad daylight where there
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wasn't a single shadow, and when she did there was a word almost on the
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tip of her tongue. When she cut a purse she could feel the urge to put
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it away somewhere that didn't quite exist, even if she didn't know how.
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Yet. She was Named, she came to understand, and when she did she knew
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exactly who she was. She was the Thief. The Gods Above had looked upon
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her work and found it worthy of blessing. That knowledge burned within
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her, the sheer certainty of it. She went back to the palace, and this
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time it was not a single ingot she took. Governess Ife's entire
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jewellery box disappeared, and though she had it appraised through a
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series of intermediaries she never pawned it. Too obvious, it would get
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back to her. It was when she debated on where to stash it that she
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grasped her first aspect. Hold. The box went into a place that wasn't,
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and she returned to work. The Governess had one of the few eldermen who
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still tried to oppose her disappeared by the Assassins, and since he had
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no heir his wealth was now Imperial property. She stole the entire
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thing, including the cart, just to make a point.
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One of the Praesi lickspittles that made up Ife's inner circle had
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delicacies imported from the Wasteland through the Silver Lake at great
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expense, and Thief popped caramelized dates into her mouth when
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strolling rooftops for a month. The Praesi made a ruckus about it, tried
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to have the captain's ship confiscated, so she went back and stole every
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single thing in his rooms. The Governess put two thousand aurelii out on
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contract to Guild of Assassins for the head of the person who'd robbed
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her, so Vivienne stole the prize money and out of professional courtesy
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dropped half at a contact point for the same Guild. A very polite note
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of thanks was nailed to one of the rooftops she liked to pass through,
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though it did mention if a greater bounty was put out they would still
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take the contract. Over four months Thief made away with thrice the fine
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for her mothers' murder, and planned on making it to four when she got
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her hands on the payment the Governess intended to float the Guild of
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Smugglers for some illegally-forged swords of dwarven make. Shame it
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wasn't goblin steel, the sum would have been at least double, but she
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supposed even Praesi didn't want to come to the attention of the Tower.
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She'd heard about the Carrion Lord hanging half the staff of an Imperial
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Governor down south for selling weapon-making licenses without
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permission.
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Sidehands had been right about that, at least.
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The warehouse by the docks was without guards, which was the first sign
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something had gone wrong. Ife wouldn't use city guard for this, but
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she'd imported some killers that didn't ask questions from the ol'
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desert back home. Vivienne found the first corpse shoved behind a pile
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of crates, and frowned at the sight. Messy work, the Soninke must have
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been stabbed at least a dozen times even if that first throat wound
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should have killed him outright. That was the sign of a nervous hand, so
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that meant not the Assassins and not one of the other Praesi making a
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play. They tended to have a better quality of murderers on the payroll.
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Three quit leaps had her using the alley walls to get on the roof, which
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sadly did not have a trapdoor leading down. The Governess wasn't an
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idiot, just a morally bankrupt murderer sanctioned by an entire nation
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of morally bankrupt murderers. She shimmied down the side and pried open
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the planks she'd broken when she'd learned this would be the warehouse,
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landing on a high beam. Ah, and there was the company. There were
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fourteen of them, Callowans. Not from Southpool, by the accents.
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Somewhere down south.
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They'd dragged the rest of the guard corpses inside, five piled on near
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the oil lamp because evidently she was dealing with raging imbeciles.
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They were also arguing by the three thick trunks where the gold of the
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Governess was awaiting her tender touch.
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``I'm not dragging these fucking things unless we're sure the gold is
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actually inside, Philip,'' one of the men said.
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``What else would be?'' that very Philip replied. ``Bloody tulips?''
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``We could sell those,'' another one contributed. ``I hear them Praesi
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nobles go crazy over the fancy flowers.''
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``I wish I could sell \emph{you}, Jake,'' the first man complained.
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``But Hells, how much could a dumb fucker like you even be worth?''
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Well, that would have been entertaining if the idiots weren't fucking up
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a perfectly good theft. If she got close enough she could just Hold the
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coffers, but she'd have to break out of her stealth aspect to do that
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and the prize was in the lamplight. At least one of these men was going
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to keep his eye on the gold. A distraction, then. Vivienne stalked
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across the angled beam and leapt to a flat one crossing the length of
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the warehouse, quiet as a cat. Now, how to go about this? Dropping
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something heavy in the front wouldn't do it, they might panic and try to
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run with the coffers. Although, it might just be enough to have them
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bolt. If the corpse outside was any indication, they were fairly nervous
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about the affair. The lamp light flickered, and Vivienne looked down.
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The men had gone quiet.
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She went very, very still.
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Thief was looking down on fourteen corpses. She could see, from how the
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corpses were positioned, exactly how it had happened. Someone had come
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close to the first, the slit his throat. Then they'd grabbed the hand of
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the dying man and put it in the hand of the second, moving from man to
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man and making a daisy chain of the falling corpses. Fourteen pairs of
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dead eyes looked down on cut throats, each hand pointing at next man.
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The beam behind her creaked and she turned in her crouch, dagger in
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hand. There was a silhouette in the dark she could almost make out the
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features of. It was a man. She blinked. It was a woman. It was neither
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and she couldn't remember a single thing about either of the people
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she'd glimpsed. Not their hair, not the shape of their face not even the
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colour of their skin.
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``Vivienne Dartwick,'' a voice that was a dozen whispering voices said.
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``Thief.''
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\textbf{Hide}, Thief thought. She could still feel the thing's eyes on
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her. She leapt down and she should have been invisible, but when she
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headed for the window she was preparing to jump through there was a
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silhouette leaning against the wall to the side.
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``You will survive the night,'' the monster said.
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The shock was enough for her aspect to ebb out.
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``You're,'' she said and bit her tongue.
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It waited for her in silence. It felt amused.
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``Assassin,'' she got out.
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``You have not followed the rules, Vivienne Dartwick,'' it said. ``An
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agreement was made.''
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``I'm not a member of the Guild of Thieves,'' she said.
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``You are a citizen of the Empire,'' it said. ``You are Named.''
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``And we all know what you do to heroes,'' she bit out, because she was
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going to die anyway wasn't she? ``Is that why you're here? To nip me in
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the bud?''
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``Are you?'' the thing asked.
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She shivered.
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``A heroine?'' it finished.
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It had not come to kill her, she realized. This was an offer. Become a
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lapdog for the Empress, or \emph{else}.
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``I will not lick the boot on my throat,'' she hissed.
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``Then you will live under it,'' the monster said. ``There are rules.
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There are consequences. And only one warning.''
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She blinked and it was gone. She didn't come back home, that night, or
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the three nights that followed. When she did she saw her father had a
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healing gash on his throat. His manservant's hand had shaken while
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shaving him, he said after he finished fussing over her. Vivienne knew
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better than that. Thief fled the city and did not steal from Praesi
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again, not even after her father was buried. \emph{Are you?} That was
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the thing had asked. The words were echoing in her ears, when she heard
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of the Lone Swordsman and his call for other heroes to join rebellion.
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She went, against her better judgement. They echoed again in Laure, that
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night the devil came calling under moonlight.
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She was not so certain of the answer as she'd once been.
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