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\section{Chapter 1: Supply}\label{chapter-1-supply}}
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\begin{quote}
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\emph{``I've been informed that the position of the King Under the
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Mountains is that `since only dwarves own property, only dwarves can be
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stolen from'. I'm afraid that if you insist on getting your family
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jewels back, my lord, we will have to buy them.''}
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-- Official state missive from Cygnus of Liesse, ambassador to the
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Kingdom Under
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\end{quote}
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\textbf{9th of Majwa, Ater}
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I strode through the doorway, black cloak trailing behind me and
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assorted minions following suit. I'd kept the entourage light for this
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one: Ratface was a must, since he was the one who knew the details,
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Hakram was my designated loomer and Robber rounded up the gang by
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somehow managing to look like he was skulking in broad daylight.
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Commissioner Rashid's office was larger than should have been strictly
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necessary for a man of his position, though I supposed there were plenty
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of old grandiose buildings to go around in Ater. The olive-skinned man's
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eyes immediately flicked to his guards when we entered, the lot of them
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casually dropping their hands towards their swords. \emph{Ater City
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Guard, not legionaries.} While the Supply Commissioner was directly
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associated with the Legions, he was technically part of the Imperial
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bureaucracy. Good ol' Rashid had, therefore, been given his position
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through the Court. That probably explained why the moment Black had left
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the city I'd received a missive informing me that due to ``unforeseen
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shortages'' the Commissioner's Office would be unable to provide me with
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the promised supplies. Fucking Heiress. She wasn't even in Praes anymore
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and she was still managing to piss me off.
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``Lady Squire,'' the middle-aged Taghreb greeted me with a pleasant
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smile. ``An unexpected pleasure. What can I do for you?''
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He didn't even bother to point out that I'd shown up without an
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appointment. His secretary had tried to, but I'd told Hakram to show the
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man his teeth and suddenly the schedule had been clear for the
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afternoon. Funny how these things went.
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``Commissioner Rashid,'' I replied just as pleasantly. ``I came to
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confirm that the Fifteenth Legion's rations would be delivered on time.
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Just a formality, really.''
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The commissioner let out a saddened sigh. It almost seemed genuine.
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``You must not have received my missive,'' he decided. ``It is
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unfortunate, my Lady, but the supplies you were supposed to receive were
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lost in transit. They're halfway to Thalassina by now.''
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Mhm. Now, was he telling the truth about that or was it only his excuse
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for whatever petty bastardry Heiress had cooked up? If the supplies
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weren't actually in the city this was going to get complicated real
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fast.
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``Be assured that the next shipment we'll receive has already been
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earmarked for the Fifteenth,'' he assured me.
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``And when,'' I smiled, ``will this shipment be arriving?''
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``By the end of the month, should there be no trouble on the road,''
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Rashid replied.
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``Ah,'' I murmured. ``That really is unfortunate.''
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Something like relief flickered through the Taghreb's eyes but it was
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short-lived. I reached for my Name and it coiled around my arm almost
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eagerly, strands of shadow weaving themselves into a spear that I threw
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at the Commissioner without missing a beat. The impact splintered the
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chair behind the man and sent him spinning across the room until he
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landed in an ungainly sprawl of official robes. I heard three swords
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leave their scabbards behind me and idly glanced at Rashid's guards. The
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Soninke woman in charge of them had her hand raised.
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``\emph{Hold},'' she called out. ``Get your hand off that fucking sword,
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Mubasa. We're not fighting godsdamned legionaries.''
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``Huh,'' I mused. ``That's surprisingly sensible of you\ldots{}''
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``Sergeant Jaha,'' she provided. ``I'll be frank, ma'am -- I'd rather
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not get involved in this, if that's a possibility.''
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``Jaha, you traitorous bitch,'' the Commissioner wheezed out.
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The Soninke rolled her eyes.
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``The bribes were nice, Rashid,'' she replied, ``but I'm not going to
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fight the girl who set half a city on fire for a measly thirty denarii.
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It wouldn't even cover my funeral.''
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Eyeing her carefully, I decided after a heartbeat that she wasn't
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heading out to get reinforcements.
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``You are excused, Sergeant,'' I allowed.
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Jaha let out a shaky breath, saluted and sharply smacked the back of a
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young boy's head when he tried to linger and glare at Hakram.
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Considering that my adjutant was the tallest orc I'd met so far, the
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sight of a scrawny boy in cheap armour trying to intimidate him was more
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than a little absurd.
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``You appear to be getting something of a reputation,'' Hakram noted
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wryly.
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I rubbed the bridge of my nose.
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``I keep telling people I'm not actually the one who used goblinfire but
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for some reason they think I'm playing coy,'' I told him.
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Ratface snorted. ``When a villain up and tells you they're not
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responsible for something, that doesn't usually mean they \emph{didn't}
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do it.''
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``Shut up, Tribune,'' I muttered. ``Don't give me lip in front of the
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Commissioner, it'll make us look unprofessional.''
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As if on cue, Rashid moaned and got on his knees. He was being somewhat
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melodramatic about this, I felt: I'd hit him with the weakest version of
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that power I knew. The one Black had taught me punched through plate as
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well as an actual spear. Robber scuttled across the room in the blink of
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an eye and kicked the Taghreb back down.
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``Now now, Commissioner,'' the goblin captain purred. ``None of that.
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It's a nice clean floor, nothing wrong with it.''
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I slowly took off my gloves and put them down on the man's desk, taking
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a few careful steps until I stood looking down on him.
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``As you may have deduced, I have some objections to the timeline you've
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given me,'' I spoke calmly. ``The Fifteenth is moving out tomorrow, and
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the rations we have at the moment will only take us as far as
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Summerholm.''
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``You dare assault a duly appointed official of the Tower?'' Rashid
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hissed. ``I'll see you hanged for this.''
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I sighed. ``Funny story, Rashid. May I call you Rashid?''
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``No,'' he replied immediately.
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``You're hurting my feelings, Rashid,'' I told him. ``You should
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probably be careful about that. But as I was saying, funny story. Before
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he left, my teacher delivered a ridiculously large pile of papers at the
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Fifteenth's headquarters. Among those was a form called the Nihilis
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Report.''
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The Commissioner paled and I smiled thinly.
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``I'm honestly not sure what's more screwed up about this,'' I mused.
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``That the Empire has a designated form for killing off bureaucrats, or
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that they expect me to fill it in triplicate.''
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``Killing me won't get you the supplies,'' Rashid said after a moment,
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managing to get back his composure -- well, as much composure as man
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could have while lying on the ground anyway. ``You'd still need the
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proper documentation with the Imperial seal on it.''
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``We'll get to that in a moment,'' I assured him, crouching by his side.
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``I have a question for you first. When Heiress got to you, was it
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blackmail or bribery?''
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I could see the denial on his face but before he could get out a word I
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laid a finger on his lips. He seemed deeply offended by the act, but I
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could have cared less. The continued patronizing slights were keeping
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him off balance and I needed him that way if he was going to buy what I
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was selling.
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``Now before you say anything, Rashid,'' I said. ``I just want you to
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know something: when I met the Lone Swordsman, he had a Name trick he
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used. It allowed him to pick up on when people were lying. Guess what
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was the first thing I asked my teacher to show me?''
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I did not, in fact, know the Swordsman's trick. Black had been unable to
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replicate it, though he was good enough at reading people that it made
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no real difference. I wasn't nearly there yet, but so far I was managing
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to even out by lying like a Mercantis chariot salesman.
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``Bribery,'' the commissioner admitted through gritted teeth.
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I sighed. ``You're not making this easy on me, Rashid,'' I told him.
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``Blackmail I could have sympathized with, at least.''
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``I would have done it for free, \emph{uchaffe},'' he sneered.
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``Oh you really shouldn't have said that,'' Ratface winced.
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``You ever notice how it's always the Taghreb who go for the racial
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slurs?'' I mused. ``It's about time we got to the part about the seal, I
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think. Supply Tribune Ratface over there has the documents all ready for
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you. All they need a little melted wax and for you to make the
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impression.''
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``And how do you think you'll make me do that, Callowan?'' the
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commissioner laughed, having pumped the depths of his panic and found
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something vaguely resembling a spine. ``Torture? You don't have that in
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you. Why don't you just walk out of here and save yourself more
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embarrassment.''
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I patted his shoulder gently.
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``You're right, I don't do torture,'' I agreed. ``Even now, I think it's
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barbaric.''
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I got up to my feet.
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``Allow me to introduce Captain Robber,'' I said. ``He's a horrible
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green barbarian.''
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The goblin grinned malevolently at me, yellow eyes filled with glee. He
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enjoyed theatrics like this to a thoroughly unhealthy degree.
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``You say the nicest things, Boss,'' he replied.
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I returned my attention to Rashid, whose face had frozen.
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``There's an old story in Callow,'' I told the commissioner in a casual
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tone. ``It's about a fisherman who catches a magic fish in his net and
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finds it can talk. It offers him three wishes if he lets it go. There's
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a formula to it, like in all the stories: the fisherman has to close his
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eyes and say his wish out loud.''
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I picked up my gloves and gingerly put them on.
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``Here's what I'm going to do, Commissioner Rashid. I'm going to say my
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wish out loud and leave you in this room with Robber.''
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My eyes turned cold.
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``I get the feeling that, when I come back, there'll be seal on those
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papers,'' I finished.
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Rashid's eyes flickered to Robber.
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``He's just a goblin,'' he sneered, though I could see the fear in his
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eyes.
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``He's a goblin I've been told keeps a jar full of eyeballs in his
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knapsack. I'll be honest with you, Rashid: at this point I'm a little
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afraid to ask whose they are.''
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The goblin captain's brows rose. ``How do you even -- \emph{Hakram,}
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\emph{you gossipy bitch}.''
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The tall orc scratched his chin unrepentantly. ``I don't get why people
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keep telling me things,'' he admitted.
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I cleared my throat. ``That aside, I think we're done here.'' I smiled
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at the Commissioner. ``I'll see you in a bell, Rashid. Robber, try not
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to make too much of a mess. I don't know what they pay the cleaning
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staff around here but it's definitely not enough to deal with
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\emph{that}.''
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I hummed the first few notes of an old Laure tavern song under my breath
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and turned to leave. \emph{One, two, three, four-}
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``Wait!''
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Oh, good. I had no real intention of having anyone tortured, so if he'd
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called that bluff I would have had to take another angle. I turned to
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face the Commissioner, smile still present. He was watching Robber
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unroll what seemed to be a set of sapper's tools on his desk, eyes gone
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white with terror.
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``Do you have something to tell me, Commissioner?'' I asked.
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``Just give me the damn papers, Callowan,'' he hissed. ``I'll seal
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them.''
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I motioned for Ratface to bring the paperwork forward while Robber
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allowed the man to get back on his feet. The goblin was pouting, the
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sight of that arguably the most horrifying thing I'd seen in a
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fortnight. In a matter of moments, the melted wax was on the requisition
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form and the Commissioner pressed down the Imperial seal. The
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Fifteenth's supplies for the march were secured.
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``Now if you'd done that to begin with,'' I pointed out, ``there would
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have been no need for any of this unpleasantness.''
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``Just get out, you smug Wallerspawn,'' he replied tiredly. ``You have
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what you want.''
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I frowned, watching Ratface slip the papers in his scroll case from the
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corner of my eye.
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``That's twice, you know,'' I noted.
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The bureaucrat frowned. ``What are you talking about?''
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``Twice you've used a racial epithet while referring to me,'' I
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clarified. ``I like to think I'm a patient woman, Rashid-''
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Ratface snorted, loudly.
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``- but I only have so much tolerance for that kind of tomfoolery,'' I
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finished, ignoring him. ``Adjutant, break two of that man's fingers.''
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``Aye aye, ma'am,'' Hakram grunted, moving forward.
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``You- you can't,'' Rashid stammered out. ``You already have what you-''
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``This isn't about you, Commissioner,'' I told him calmly. ``It's not
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personal, anyhow. What I'm doing is teaching the Imperial bureaucracy to
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mind its tongue around me. I don't expect you to stop being racist, I'm
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not that presumptuous. But I do expect you to be polite. I think you'll
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remember that, should we ever meet again.''
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The black cloak swirled around me as I sharply turned and made for the
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doorway, ignoring the sound of someone's thumb being broken immediately
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followed by a hoarse scream.
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---
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By the time we got back to the Fifteenth's headquarters, Noon Bell was
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about to ring.
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When I'd first learned that it was illegal for a legion to be posted
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inside the capital, I'd half-expected to end up camping in the
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Wasteland. Preferably with ramparts built and a constant full watch,
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because there was some \emph{nasty} stuff out there. Thankfully, it
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wasn't the first time that one of the Legions had to be headquartered
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close to Ater without breaking the law: there were a handful of
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semi-permanent encampments a mile to the north of the city. They'd been,
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Hakram had informed me, where the Empire usually mustered its armies for
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an invasion of Callow. The irony in a Laurean girl being in command of
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one of those felt delicious. Stone walls with overlooking watchtowers
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came into sight long before even my Name-sight was able to make out the
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legionaries manning them. The walk was a long one but I'd decline to
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take Zombie along, preferring to remain on foot like the rest of my
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companions.
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``I don't get why Treacherous was so popular,'' I told Ratface as we
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neared the gates. ``I mean, he betrayed pretty much everyone that ever
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dealt with him.''
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``Admittedly he was quite insane,'' the Taghreb tribune agreed. ``But as
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far as Dread Emperors go he was one of the better ones.''
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``I don't recall him actually accomplishing anything,'' I replied. ``And
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after something like the War of Thirteen Tyrants and One there must have
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been a lot of rebuilding to do.''
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``It's the same reason westerners are fond of Bards,'' Hakram gravelled.
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``He was hilariously ineffective.''
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``He managed to betray a villain called `the Betrayer', Squire,''
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Ratface grinned. ``You have to hand it to him: he might have had only
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one trick but he was \emph{great} at it.''
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I rolled my eyes. ``I'd be a little more impressed if he'd ruled longer
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than a decade. That kind of stupidity is why you don't put the comic
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relief in charge.''
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``You've got to respect that kind of an exit, though,'' Robber mused.
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``I mean, poisoning himself and pinning it on over a hundred different
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people? Man knew how to leave the stage.''
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Every nation had its folk figures, when it came down to it. In Callow
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the most popular was probably Elizabeth Alban, the Queen of Blades --
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who'd had so many storied tacked onto her name that it was
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chronologically impossible for her to have lived through all of them --
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but there were plenty of heroes with colourful legends attached to them.
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I just had a hard time understanding why the likes of Dread Emperor
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Treacherous had made the cut here in Praes.
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``I would have thought rulers like Triumphant-``
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I paused when all three of my companions pressed a knuckle to their
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forehead and murmured ``may she never return''.
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``All right,'' I frowned. ``What's that about? This isn't the first time
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I see people do this when she's mentioned.''
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Ratface grimaced. ``You know how Praesi don't really have prayers?''
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I raised an eyebrow. It had taken a while for me to get used to the idea
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that there was no organized religion for the Gods Below, after being
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raised on weekly sermons at the House of Light. Relationships with the
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Hellgods were a deeply personal matter, rarely more widespread than a
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family having a common shrine. Occasionally cults popped up, but Black
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had told me the Tower made a point of stomping those out. Not because of
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religious intolerance, he'd explained, but because they had a history of
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breaking the Imperial restrictions on human sacrifice. It was a little
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distressing to consider that in any case the Imperial bureaucracy could
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be the \emph{lesser} Evil.
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``Sure,'' I grunted.
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``This is a prayer, Catherine. As close as we get, anyway,'' Hakram
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gravelled. ``Whenever her name is spoken, anyone who's not a fool
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petitions the Gods Below to make sure she never manages to return to
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Creation.''
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My frown deepened, though a part of me was mildly amused when I
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remembered that Black had never used the prayer when referring to the
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Empress.
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``Is that considered\ldots{} likely?'' I finally asked.
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Robber chuckled. ``You tell me, Boss. When she croaked it several of her
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Legions went down with her. Odds are they ended up in the same place.
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The old girl conquered more with less.''
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Huh. Well, that was definitely making it onto the list of things I was
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asking my teacher about next time he scryed. It wasn't like there wasn't
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a precedent for a mortal taking over one of the Hells, though ``mortal''
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was a bit of a misnomer when it came to the Dead King. I made a mental
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note of bringing up the subject as soon as possible while the
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encampment's gates opened in front of us. The handful of legionaries on
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the watchtowers flanking it saluted as we went by and I replied with a
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nod, face carefully blank. Even months after the Fifteenth had been
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raised, I was still surprised to see Callowans in Legion armour whenever
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I came across them. And I came across them \emph{often}: nearly half of
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my forces came from the recruitment camps in Callow, some of them having
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even been transferred from other Legions when my own was officially
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formed.
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I wouldn't have believed it was a coincidence even if Black hadn't
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outright admitted he'd arranged it.
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\emph{Why} my teacher had arranged that remained unclear. The Knight
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never did anything without half a dozen reasons, most of them known only
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to himself. I'd originally thought he was doing me a favour, but
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integrating Callowans into the Fifteenth had proved\ldots{} something of
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a challenge. Altercations had between soldiers had been common place
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during the first few weeks, though Juniper had come down hard on the
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troublemakers and managed to put a stop to it. Racial tensions,
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unfortunately, still ran high. I'd expected they would come mostly from
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more conservative Soninke and Taghreb elements but my fellow Callowans
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had turned out just as bad. It made sense, in a twisted way. The more
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respectable sorts weren't the kind of people who signed up for a term of
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service in the Legions of Terror. The core of my Callowan recruits was
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made up of thieves and murderers who'd avoided the noose by
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`volunteering' for service, and few of them were actually pleased to be
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here.
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Things had come very close to a general brawl when the goblin elements
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of the Fifteenth had launched into a spree of borderline vicious pranks
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targeting the newcomers. It was, Pickler had later told me, tradition in
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the Legions. A hazing ritual meant to make fresh recruits earn their
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membership in the ranks. The Callowans had seen them as personal attacks
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instead, and several legionaries -- goblins and humans alike -- had
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ended up in a healer's tent when tempers rose. The only good thing to
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come out of it was that all the wounded had insisted they'd ended up
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with broken bones through `training accidents' instead of admitting
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they'd been fighting, falling back on common mistrust of authority when
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the time to hand out sanctions had come. I'd spent more than one evening
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discussing the subject with my Legate, but Juniper was largely
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unworried. She believed that the Fifteenth would come together after its
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first major engagement, regardless of prior tensions.
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Personally, I thought that a large part of the problem came from the
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fact that there were no Callowan officers higher in rank than sergeant.
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Unfortunately there was no quick solution to this: the only people from
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the Kingdom who'd gone through the War College were Deoraithe, and none
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of them had stuck around to serve in the Legions afterwards. I couldn't
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very well appoint a legionary from the ranks to a lieutenantship just
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for being Callowan when I had actually qualified candidates from other
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backgrounds available to me. \emph{Battle casualties will allow for
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field promotions, unpleasant as that thought is. We'll see if any
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distinguish themselves enough to warrant a rise up the ranks.} Robber
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peeled off from the group a few moments after we entered, returning to
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his company, but both Hakram and Ratface followed me to the walled
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bastion serving as the Fifteenth's centre of operations.
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As my adjutant Hakram was, officially, serving as my liaison to the
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legion. Practically speaking, he'd mostly ended up getting me up to date
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on reports and handling the bulk of the paperwork that kept flowing in
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my direction. Supply Tribune Ratface, on the other hand was part of
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Juniper's General Staff. He served as the head of the Fifteenth's supply
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and logistics. It was apparently custom to refer to an officer in his
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position as the Quartermaster, though it wasn't his official title. The
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pair of orcs -- former Rat Company, both of them -- posted at the
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bastion's door saluted as we passed by, ushering us into the room where
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most of the Fifteenth's senior officers were already assembled. A
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handful of old tapestries covered roughly-hewn walls, their colours long
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faded though they were kept scrupulously clean of dust. The large stone
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table that was the centrepiece of the room was covered by a map of
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southern Callow, iron figurines placed where the Sixth and Ninth legions
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were positioned as of the last dispatches. Four copper knights had been
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set in the spots where skirmishes between the Duke's forces and the
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Legions had already erupted.
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Legate Juniper stopped speaking the moment we entered, turning her gaze
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onto me. The three other people in the room did the same after a
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heartbeat. Commander Hune was of about average height, for an ogre,
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which still meant she had to hunch over uncomfortably to avoid hitting
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her head onto the ceiling. The patient cleverness in her eyes contrasted
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with the brutish cast of her face, a hint at the sharp mind that lay
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beneath it. Hune Egeldotir had been the captain of Tiger Company, back
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in the College, and she'd come highly recommended to me by both Juniper
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and Hakram. Next to her, tapping his fingers against the stone, stood
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Commander Nauk. He sent a cheerful grin my way, pushing one of the
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knight figures half an inch forward when Juniper wasn't looking.
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\emph{Oh, that's going to drive her crazy when she notices it.} Nauk
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was, I reflected, a bit of a bastard. But he was \emph{my} bastard, and
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that made all the difference.
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If the orc commander was my creature, though, then there was no denying
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that Staff Tribune Aisha Bishara was Juniper's. Getting the Taghreb
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former captain on her staff had been, so far, the only favour my Legate
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had asked of me. I'd made a point of seeing it done: the deeper in my
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debt Juniper was, the better. Besides, she was too much of a
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professional to make the request if she didn't think the Fifteenth would
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benefit from it. I'd kicked up the request to Black, and within two
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bells Scribe's bureaucratic wizardry had seen to it that Aisha was one
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of mine.
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``Lady Squire,'' Juniper gravelled. ``I take it all went well?''
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I repressed a twitch at the formal address she insisted on keeping
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using. In some ways I'd preferred it when she constantly insulted me,
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mostly because the interaction felt more honest. But since the very
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moment the Fifteenth had been officially formed, she'd turned horribly
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formal on me and no amount of telling her to do otherwise had managed to
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break her of the habit.
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``Well,'' I mused. ``I'm not getting invited to any social occasions for
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the foreseeable future but we have the papers.''
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Commander Nauk barked out a laugh, elbowing Aisha in the sides -- she
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eyed him like he'd just spit on a silk dress and quietly stepped on his
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foot. His steel-capped boots were thick enough he didn't even notice.
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``Gave them the old Callow treatment, did you?'' the orc snickered.
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``Is it really the original Callow treatment if nothing explodes,
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though?'' Ratface wondered.
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``Whoever gave you the impression you're funny has a place waiting in
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the worst Hell, Quartermaster,'' Juniper grunted. ``When are we getting
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the rations?''
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``They'll be in our stocks before nightfall,'' Ratface replied,
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thoroughly unoffended. ``I appear to have misremembered the actual
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number of soldiers in the Fifteenth, so we'll end up with some
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surplus.''
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There was a reason the handsome Taghreb was our Supply Tribune. He had a
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way of getting his hands on whatever we needed and a little more, no
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matter how much bureaucracy stood in his way. I'd considered asking him
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exactly how he managed that, but a crate of Vale summer wine had
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appeared in my quarters before I could. How he'd even known it was my
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favourite drink was a mystery, as was the way he'd gotten his hands on
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it when Vale itself was currently one of the main strongholds of the
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rebellion.
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``Useful,'' Hune spoke mildly, her voice surprisingly delicate for a
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woman her size. ``We can trade with other Legions on the way to the
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front.''
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``Discretion will be key,'' Aisha murmured. ``A certain amount of that
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is tolerated, but it's technically against regulations.''
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I'd made all of my senior officers aware of why exactly we needed to toe
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the line of Legion rules, at least in appearance. There was no telling
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where Heiress had friends just waiting to kick up a fuss.
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``Oh you know me,'' Ratface smiled. ``Discretion is my middle name.''
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Aisha rolled her eyes, not deigning to humour him further.
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``We'll be ready to march tomorrow, Legate?'' Hakram gravelled, getting
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the conversation back on track before I needed to step in.
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``There should be no further issue,'' Juniper agreed. ``We'll be off
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with dawn.''
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I hummed, rather pleased.
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``This will be the last staff meeting we have in this camp, then,'' I
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said. ``It feels like something that should be celebrated with drinks.
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Only the one cup, though, I'll have to get going soon.''
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Juniper frowned as Hakram passed her by to pick up a carafe of wine.
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``You have another appointment?''
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I grimaced. ``I've received summons to the Tower. The Empress requests
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that we have a talk.''
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A ripple of curiosity went through my officers.
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``There's no court session tonight, so I'm assuming it will be a private
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meeting?'' the Staff Tribune probed.
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``The message didn't specify,'' I replied. ``Just to be sure, Aisha,
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would there be an issue with my wearing armour? I don't actually own
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court dress.''
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The Taghreb aristocrat shook her head. ``If you're summoned in your
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station as the Squire, military apparel is appropriate. You're a little
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young for the Empress' usual tastes, anyhow.''
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I raised an eyebrow. ``I wasn't aware Malicia was inclined towards
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women.''
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Aisha shrugged. ``She hasn't added men to the Imperial seraglio since
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her ascension, so that's the current belief.''
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My eyes narrowed in distaste. ``She \emph{kept} the seraglio? Weeping
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Heavens, she used to be a concubine. She should know better.''
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The Staff Tribune met my eyes unflinchingly. ``With all due respect, my
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Lady, your Callowan is showing. The Imperial seraglio is, above all, a
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political institution. Of course Malicia keeps one.''
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``I'm not seeing anything particularly political about keeping a stable
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of women to sleep with, Bishara,'' I replied flatly.
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``That's because you think this is about sex,'' she replied bluntly.
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``It isn't. Consorts only share a bed with a Tyrant if they wish to.
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High Lords and Ladies send relatives into the seraglio to openly back a
|
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ruler or curry influence. Traditionally it's a way for an Emperor or
|
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Empress to install individuals of unsuitable background at Court without
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going through the bureaucracy.''
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``\emph{Traditionally},'' Ratface repeated quietly. ``Let's not forget
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Nefarious, and he wasn't the first.''
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``Keep your personal politics out of this, Hasan,'' Aisha retorted
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harshly. ``That Emperor Nefarious turned his seraglio in some sort
|
|
of\ldots{} sordid sex dungeon was a sign he'd lost the ability to rule,
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|
and he paid for it with his life.''
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I raised a hand. ``All right, that's enough. I wasn't aware there were
|
|
nuances to this, or I obviously wouldn't have stuck my foot so
|
|
forcefully in my mouth. I fully intend to continue this discussion at
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|
some point, Aisha, since it seems like a glaring hole in my political
|
|
education. Now's not the moment, though.''
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``We're leaving Ater behind tomorrow,'' Juniper spoke, stare sweeping
|
|
across all the officers. ``We will be leaving politics with it.''
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|
It wasn't a question. We grabbed glasses and the wine was passed around,
|
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the harsh Wasteland red Hakram had fetched making the rounds. I raised
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my cup.
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|
``To the Fifteenth,'' I announced.
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Nauk laughed.
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|
``We march West, once more,'' the tall orc quoted in Mthethwa.
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``Waging that same old war,'' we all echoed, cups clinking together.
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It was just as well none of us had spoken the rest of the famous verse.
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\emph{Onward to the fields of Callow,}
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\emph{Swift death and graves shallow.}
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