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\section{Raid}\label{raid}}
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\begin{quote}
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\emph{``Though goblins are the most secretive of all peoples, audiences
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with Matrons granted me some insight into their people. The Tribes have
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no true concept of war because there is no such thing as peace, to a
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goblin -- only the temporary witholding of violence.''}
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-- Extract from ``Horrors and Wonders'', famed travelogue of Anabas the
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Ashuran
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\end{quote}
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There was nothing quite like a spot of murder to get the blood going in
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the morning. There weren't any proper roads this close to the southern
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Marchford hills, but there was a dirt path wide enough for carts to
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take. Special Tribune Robber's detached cohort had never set an ambush
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there before: it had been easier to catch them close to Dormer
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previously, but since that whole region had gone up into literal flames
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he'd had to readjust. The Wasteland was bleeding people and wealth like
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a slow fucking raider, and all the meat was headed for Liesse. Not a
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week past he'd watched a full thousand Taghreb household troops march to
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Heiress' -- well, Diabolist now if the rumours were to be believed --
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stronghold in an orderly column. That had been too much of a mouthful
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for his people to swallow, though he'd had the wells ahead of them
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poisoned as a `welcome to Callow' present. They'd get a few corpses out
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of it before wising up and sticking to their own supplies.
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This particular bunch was more in his wheelhouse. Only a hundred of
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them, though his scouts said they were heavy on the mages. That was
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fine. The Tribes had not gone through seven goblin rebellions without
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learning how to deal with those, even before the War College had shoved
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anti-caster doctrine down his trousers. \emph{Hit first, hit hard and
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mess with the field of vision.} Robber's cohort had been lying in wait
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for half the night, and now that dawn had broken the Praesi were on the
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move again. Five carts, dragged by oxen. Hard to tell what was inside
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with the cloths over the loads, but the last two they'd caught had been
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full of stone and metals. What the Diabolist wanted those for was
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anyone's guess, but to the yellow-eyed tribune it smelled of a flying
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fortress. He kind of hoped it was. Not only would it mean he'd get to
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assault one of those before the year was out, it would also solve the
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Boss' refugee problem.
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Call him a cynic, but he doubted the Diabolist had let all of those
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people into Liesse out of the goodness of her Wastelander heart. They
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might as well have `ritual fuel' branded onto their foreheads.
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All of his raiders were old hands at this by now, so there was no need
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for him to give any orders. The tribune remained pressed into the
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ground, his form covered with grass and leaves. Most of the time putting
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soldiers on both sides of the road meant you were a fucking amateur
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commander and losing a few of your own to crossfire, but his people
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weren't greenhorns. They wouldn't blindly volley into the mass: his
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cohort wasn't rich enough in ammunition to afford not picking its
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targets. Wide unblinking eyes watching the Praesi approach, Robber
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silently counted down until the fun began. Just as the middle of the
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procession hit the ground they'd picked, Captain Clipper whistled and
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the demolition charges blew. Lieutenant Rattler had dug underneath the
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path during the night to place them. By the looks of it, she'd flavoured
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the mix with a few smokers. Robber approved, it was a vicious little
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twist on the usual recipe: even as the oxen panicked, three patches of
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billowing toxic smoke spread along the enemy column.
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``KILL THEM!'' Robber called out, rising to his feet.
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``TAKE THEIR STUFF!'' the call came back.
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The Praesi just screamed, which wasn't anywhere as snappy. Bad form, the
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goblin mused. Even the usual yells of \emph{you can't do this} or
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\emph{do you know who I am} had more of a flavour to them. That flavour
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was usually blood, more specifically blood in their mouths, but who was
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he to judge? Still alive, that was who. The tribune left his crossbow on
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the ground, leaning into a run even as he unsheathed his knives. Borer
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was in charge of the shooting, and though the man remained hopelessly
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worthy of his name bolts began taking lives before the special tribune
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stepped into the fray. A streak of lightning from the column hit the
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ground with a spray of dirt ahead of him, but Robber adjusted his stride
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to go around without missing a beat. The casting from the mages was
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sporadic, and wherever it came from was drowned in brightsticks before
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they could manage a second round. Sliding under a frenzied ox, the
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yellow-eyed tribune emerged at the back of black-robed Taghreb and
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punctured her kidney without any warning. She tried to get a last word
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out, but a knife to the throat took care of that. Blades still dripping,
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the goblin moved on.
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He'd given orders to take a few prisoners, but his merry minions did
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tend to pull the trigger whenever something got into their crosshairs.
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He didn't entirely blame them: any Praesi important enough to know
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something would have a few nasty curses in their arsenal. Smoothly
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scuttling under a cart, Robber sought his next target. Of the original
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hundred Praesi, half had died to the initial charges and volley. Another
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few had been incapacitated by the smoke and maybe twenty had died to the
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blades of the raiders who'd gone charging in. Borer's boys were putting
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bolts in any isolated ones, and that left\ldots{} a nice little cluster
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of twenty near the middle of the skirmish, shielding a furious-looking
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Soninke from the violence. Now \emph{that} looked like someone who'd
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give up useful stuff under the knife. Robber sheathed one of his blades,
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took a brightstick out of his haversack and shoved it under his armpit
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as he struck the match. A heartbeat later he popped out from under the
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cart with a lit cylinder in hand, running at the cluster as fast as he
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could.
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Two robed men turned their eyes to him immediately. Robber grinned
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nastily and went though the old drill. \emph{One, they cast.} Two pairs
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of hands rose and two pairs of lips spoke words in the arcane tongue as
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his feet devoured the distance. \emph{Two, they aim.} They'd been
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trained for battle-casting, he saw. They only picked their angle once
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his feet were on the ground, between steps. \emph{Three, be elsewhere.}
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He rolled to the side, the space he'd occupied a heartbeat earlier
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filling with flame and sizzling dark energy. Smoothly returning to his
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feet, he tossed the brightstick right above their heads and closed his
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eyes. The bright flash and loud bang would make sure they weren't able
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to cast a second time before he was on them. Pupils contracting even
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under his eyelids, Robber blessed the Gobbler for having made his
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people's senses harder to shake than those of humans: he'd been in the
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brightstick's range too, but he'd get back his eyes and ears before the
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mages did. Leaning so far forward his chin almost touched the floor, the
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tribune sliced through the back of one's leg and simultaneously buried
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his other blade in the other's belly.
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The Praesi in charge was still blinded, he saw, and with a grin he leapt
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onto the man's face. Wrapping his legs around the Soninke's neck as he
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toppled to the ground, Robber sunk his teeth into the flesh beneath the
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hair. Much screaming ensued, to his amusement. \emph{Please, I didn't
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even touch the skull.} Unlike orcs fangs, goblins ones weren't capable
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of crunching through bone: his kind were more scavengers than predators.
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``I got the big one,'' he called out. ``Wipe out the rest.''
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``Crossbows, fire at will,'' Captain Borer calmly ordered. ``Munitions,
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withhold.''
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The tribune's second-in-command lacked that touch of in-your-face that
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was the usual signature of sappers, but something had to be said for
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keeping your calm when the blades were out. He almost reminded Robber of
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Hakram, if the orc had traded away his sense of humour and a few feet in
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height for superior goblin good looks. Poor Hakram, sadly born one of
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goblinkind's homelier cousins. Thick skin, thick bones, but small eyes
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like a ferret and too much muscle to ever crawl his way through a
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tunnel. The Soninke under him was panicking so Robber let go long enough
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to kick him in the face until he fell unconscious. A handful of crossbow
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bolts later and no Praesi were left to make trouble, his people swarming
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the field eagerly. Robber wiped his blades on the unconscious Soninke's
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face before sheathing them.
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``So what have we got, my pretties?'' he asked.
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``Stone, Special Tribune,'' word came from further down as canvas was
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ripped off carts.
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``These guys have the \emph{worst} loot,'' Lieutenant Rattler
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complained.
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``Rattler, stop whining and bind this one,'' Robber said, pointing a
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foot at the unconscious Soninke.
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``You know I'm right, Chief,'' she muttered, eyes flicking down and lips
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demurely covering her teeth in a display acknowledging his authority.
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She'd been Loud Eagle tribe before joining the Legions. One of the few
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surface tribes that still raided regularly -- their Matrons and women
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took more of an interest in matters of violence, as a consequence. War
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was still spoken of of \emph{male's work} with that understated
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contempt, but no Matron would let a matter so important to her tribe
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entirely in the hands of males. There was a reason Robber didn't put
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anyone fresh from the Eyries in her line: Rattler was opinionated enough
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that she'd reinforce bad habits from home. A lot of male goblins
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deferred to women, even those of lower rank, for their first few years
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in the Legions. Fucked with the chain of command, not that the Special
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Tribune cared a lot about \emph{that} -- but officers afraid of
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contradicting a female wouldn't speak up themselves, and that he
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actually gave a shit about. Didn't help that there wasn't a single
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female goblin in the Fifteenth that wasn't an officer, since they didn't
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enrol in the ranks: it was the War College for them or nothing at all.
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Command was the birthright of their gender, after all.
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The Special Tribune spat to the side. There was a reason unruly types
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like him were dumped into the Legions: back home he'd have started to
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ask \emph{questions} eventually, and though he'd have gotten a shallow
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grave for it the Matrons didn't like anyone rocking their boat.
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``Well, would you look at \emph{that},'' Captain Clipper called out.
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``Chief, we're rich.''
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Robber flicked a glance in the direction: Clipper was in the middle
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cart, sitting on what looked like a pile of solid gold ingots. The
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Special Tribune whistled.
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``There's your prize, Rattler,'' he said. ``Praesi gold. We get any
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richer than this and it'll start the Eight Rising.''
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``I nominate myself as Goddess-Queen of all the Tribes,'' Clipper
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announced imperiously.
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``Will you use your power for good?'' one of the sappers asked,
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grinning.
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``No,'' Clipper decided. ``Fear me, expendable minions. You will die in
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droves for my amusement.''
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``As rival candidate, I nominate Borer wearing a wig,'' Robber yelled.
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Considering goblins were hairless, the hilarity of an expressionless
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Borer ruling with luscious blond curls was not to be underestimated.
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There were murmurs of approval among the horde.
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``You can serve as my treacherous consort, Robber,'' Clipper generously
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allowed.
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The seductive flash of fangs was nothing new -- the captain was a
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notorious flirt -- but the way she'd accented his name in Lower Miezan
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had him frowning. It was almost the same that his name would be
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pronounced in stonetongue. Well, the last part of it anyway. Though in
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the bastard tongue of the Empire he was called Robber, a more accurate
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translation of his name in the Eyries would be
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\emph{the-glint-in-the-eyes-of-one-about-to-rob-the-unwary}. Doing even
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that much was walking the line of what got you Preserver attention.
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Robber was not eager to have the hounds of the Matrons slaughter his
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entire cohort in their beds for leaking parts of the stonetongue to
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outsiders. He'd chastise her later in private.
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``Float the notion by the Boss, see how that turns out,'' he suggested.
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``Fifty fifty odds, if it results in dead Truebloods,'' a sapper called
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out.
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There was a hearty round of cackles. His cohort set to torching
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everything but the gold cart -- that was headed back to Marchford with
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their wounded -- as Robber signalled for Borer to join him and they
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headed together for the still-unconscious Soninke. Rattler had tied him
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up good and proper, so they wasted no time in slapping the Wastelander
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awake. Eyes opened blearily and filled with rage before a heartbeat had
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passed. Gods, they were so predictable sometimes.
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``Do you have any idea-``
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Robber slapped him.
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``Name?'' he asked.
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``I am Mulade Humin, heir to-``
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Robber slapped him again.
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``Nice to meet you, Mumu,'' he said. ``I'm Special Tribune Robber,
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official lesser lesser footrest to the Lady of Marchford.''
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``What is the meaning of this attack, goblin?'' the Soninke spat.
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``You mean, like, in a philosophical sense?'' Robber mused.
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``I mean how \emph{dare} you attack a highborn under the protection of
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the Lady Diabolist?'' the noble sneered. ``We will have your hide for
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this.''
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Robber slapped him a third time, this once more for his personal
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satisfaction than anything.
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``I'd worry more about surviving this conversation than what's going to
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happen to me, if I were you,'' the goblin said. ``Borer, show him the
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knife.''
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Captain Borer sighed and went fishing in his haversack, producing an
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oversized dagger with saw teeth and a ruby the size of an egg set into
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the pommel.
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``This is the murder knife, Mumu,'' Robber said. ``Every time you don't
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tell us what we want to know, we're gonna use it.''
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``Cheap tactics will not-``
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Borer stabbed him in the shoulder without any need for prompting. The
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Soninke screamed.
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``It's like you're not even listening,'' Robber said, sadly shaking his
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head. ``Now, Mumu, what does dear ol' Akua need all this stone and gold
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for?''
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``I don't know,'' Mulade said.
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``Guess,'' Robber said before Borer stabbed the man in the other
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shoulder.
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``Sandstone is used in rituals,'' the noble finally panted after another
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bout of screaming. ``It has the property of clarity and you can't find
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the right kind in the provinces.''
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``What's she building?'' the Special Tribune asked.
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``No one knows,'' Mulade babbled hastily. ``The Empress is trying to
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find out.''
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``And if I asked you to guess?'' Robber said, brow raising again.
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``I'm not a mage,'' the noble replied mulishly. ``And you killed all of
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mine.''
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``Fair enough,'' the goblin shrugged.
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He rose to his feet. Borer, without missing a beat, slit the prisoner's
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throat. The man didn't even have time to panic. Which was good, fear
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gave human flesh a bad taste and they were low on rations. The Special
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Tribune took a brightstick out of his haversack and began flipping it
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absent-mindedly. His cohort had done good work down here, but it was all
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diminishing returns from now on. Fae moved fast, and there was no
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telling how far up north they intended on going. Slitting Praesi throats
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was one thing, but tangling with a Court? Robber's minions didn't have
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the munitions for that. Nowhere near enough goblinfire in stock. His
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instincts told him it was time to bail before the hammer fell, but
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leaving a mystery untouched behind the walls of Liesse didn't sit right
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with him either.
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``Borer,'' he finally said.
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``Special Tribune?'' the other goblin replied calmly.
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``Take the cohort back to Marchford with the gold,'' he ordered. ``I'm
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taking a tenth south to have a closer look.''
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``Is that wise, sir?'' his captain asked, large eyes more green than
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yellow blinking.
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Robber grinned unpleasantly, tossing up the brightstick.
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``You know what they say, Captain -- only cowards live to fifteen.''
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He was thirteen, now, going on fourteen. About time he started taking
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some serious risks.
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---
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They'd waited for a moonless night. Swimming in the Hengest Lake wasn't
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exactly his idea of a good time -- as a rule goblins made better
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drowners than swimmers -- but whoever ruled Liesse with the Diabolist
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gone ran a tight crew. Patrols were regular and wary, wards had been put
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everywhere and no cart passed the gates without a thorough inspection.
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Couldn't put wards on water, though. It was one of those weird magical
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rules, like being unable to scry underground. Robber's tenth emerged by
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the docks in silence, keeping to the shadows until the patrol above them
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passed. The Hellhound would be pissed, the goblin thought, when she
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heard that Liesse had tighter defences than Marchford. He'd make sure to
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send her a written report about it so she couldn't ignore him.
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``Rooftops,'' Robber whispered, and his raiders nodded.
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Going up was an old favourite of his people when forced to infiltrate
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cities. Unlike goblins humans rarely looked up unless given a reason,
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and Robber's kind had no problem scaling stone walls -- anything that
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couldn't climb and lived in the Grey Eyries wouldn't get to live long.
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Liesse was good territory for this kind of travelling, even better than
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Summerholm. The Gate of the East had been built to resist the Legions so
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its districts were punctured with wide avenues meant to stop exactly
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what he was doing, while Liesse was just an old maze of narrow streets
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this far into the city. Keeping out of sight, the dripping goblin waited
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for the rest of his tenth to join him. Going through the lake sadly
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meant they'd had to leave their munitions behind: the haversacks had
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been made with resisting rain in mind, but swimming was a little too
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much. Lieutenant Rattler was the last to scuttle across the tiles, and
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all of them knelt quietly as another patrol passed below.
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``We're going to trigger a ward sooner or later,'' Rattler murmured.
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``There should only be alarms, this deep,'' the Special Tribune said.
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``And those are prone to triggering too easily. As long as we move fast
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we have a chance.''
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``The Ducal Palace will be a fortress,'' a sapper whispered.
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``That just means it's where the good stuff is,'' Robber grinned, baring
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his fangs. ``Quiet as the grave, my lovelies, or we'll end up in one.''
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They moved out. Parts of the city weren't as he remembered, the goblin
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saw. Entire areas had been torn down and rebuilt in stone. \emph{And
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there's guards on all of those.} Whatever the Diabolist was up to, it
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was big. The Special Tribune made a point out of memorizing the layout
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as they travelled: the warlock's get might be able to make something out
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of the pattern. Getting a closer look at whatever was inside those new
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buildings might have been even more useful, but it would also mean
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giving up the game early. Wastelanders always put the important stuff in
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the palaces, it wasn't worth scrapping their chances to have a look
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there just for some minor hints in the inner city. The raiders only
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slowed when they reached the furthest edge of the roofs, the open
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expanse in front of them allowing no discrete path into the headquarters
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of the Praesi in Liesse.
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Even at this hour of the night, the Ducal Palace was an orgy of torches.
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Most of those were fancy blue ever-burning flames that weren't actually
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ever-burning -- they needed regular juice from mages to keep going.
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Sadly, they did cast better light than regular torches. There was a full
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company of guards around the main entrance and from their perch they
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could see that behind the wall surrounding the palace there were more
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soldiers patrolling. Like they'd thought, the place was a fucking
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fortress. And if it didn't have more wards than the average mage's
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tower, Robber would eat his own toes. They waited for an hour in
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silence, trying to find a pattern in the patrols before admitting it
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would take too long to figure one out. Likely the Praesi had borrowed
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Legion doctrine anyway, which meant varied intervals.
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``Side, has to be,'' Lieutenant Rattler finally said.
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``We won't have long before a patrol passes,'' Robber said. ``I want us
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up that balcony with the closed doors within sixty heartbeats.''
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Tricky, even for his folk. Goblins were usually faster on their feet
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than humans and he'd taken no deadweight with him south, but that was a
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very narrow window of action even for them.
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``We could send a bleeder,'' a sapper whispered.
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Robber shook his head. It was an old raiding tactic to send a few young
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boys to bait the enemy while the real raiders struck another flank, but
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it wouldn't work here.
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``The moment they see one of us this entire place goes on lockdown,'' he
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replied. ``They'll activate all the wards until sunup just in case, and
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that's the end of it for us.''
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Triggered wards, they could deal with. You just had to be lucky and
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quick enough not to get the nastiness going, or not be there when it
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did. But Praesi with enough magic to burn would just fill an entire area
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with flame so no one could pass through, and he wasn't going to bet that
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the Diabolist didn't have the juice. Heroes might have the constitution
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to walk through blockades like that, but Robber's tenth was a great deal
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squishier.
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``On my mark,'' the Special Tribune said.
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They waited for most of an hour before making for the outer wall. Robber
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took the lead, and was exceedingly careful about looking for runes when
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scaling the stone -- he didn't see any until he reached the top, and
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leapt down instead of risking putting his feet too close. His tenth
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followed him like shadows as the padded across the promenade and reached
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the side of the palace. Above them, two stories up, the balcony that
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would be their way in towered. There was a mark against the wall where
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what he guessed had been a trellis once stood, but the Diabolist's
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people had removed it. Bare hands would have to do. The old stone didn't
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give them much purchase, since it had been recently polished, but the
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mortar lines were enough for a goblin. Robber was the first over the
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balustrade, and there he froze. Two things gave him pause: first the
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doors to the inside were cracked open just large enough for someone to
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get through. Second, he'd just set foot on a rune trigger array.
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``Chief?'' the sapper behind him asked.
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``I am so invincible,'' Robber decided, ``that even magic refuses to get
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into a fight with me.''
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Someone climbing up cursed and he moved to make room for the others.
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Kneeling over the runes carved onto the floor, he ran a finger down the
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grooves.
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``Huh,'' Rattler said, once again last to arrive. ``How are we not
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dead?''
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``Someone was here ahead of us,'' the yellow-eyed tribune murmured.
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``Someone who can make wards dormant.''
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``You think the Boss went through?'' a sapper asked.
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``If she had, there'd be a hole in the ground and half the city would be
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on fire,'' Robber noted. ``Boss isn't great at quiet.''
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``But Named work, you think,'' Rattler guessed.
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``Could be the Eyes,'' he frowned. ``But whoever did this, they're
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inside now.''
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He rose back to his feet.
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``Too late to turn back,'' he said. ``We go forward.''
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They didn't wander around blindly. Robber had been in the loop before
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the Battle of Liesse, when the Hellhound had ordered Pickler to draw up
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plans to breach the palace if the rebels holed up inside. He'd been more
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interested in the choke points he'd need to blow to separate the
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defenders, but he'd gotten a notion of how the Ducal Palace was laid out
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as a result. The rooms the Dukes and later the Imperial Governors had
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claimed for their own were in the back, with a view of the lake, but
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there was no point in heading there. The Diabolist wouldn't be keeping
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anything interesting upside where anyone could find it. No, it would all
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be below. Thrice the goblins found other dormant wards on their way to
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the cellars, at least one of which they would have triggered before
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noticing it. Merciless Gods, whatever was down there the Diabolist
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\emph{really} didn't want anyone to find. The room that barred the
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access to the cellars, they found, had a closed door. Robber pressed his
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ear to the wood and heard nothing. Empty or warded to be soundproof?
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Whichever it was, the risk had to be taken.
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``Blades out,'' he ordered.
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He pushed the door open, knife in hand, and found a room full of guards.
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All of which were on the ground and unmoving.
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``Fucking Hells,'' Lieutenant Rattler breathed. ``The Assassin?''
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Well, it certainly wasn't the work of the Eyes. They were good, but not
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\emph{that} good. The Special Tribune ushered everyone in and closed the
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door behind him, only then taking a closer look at the guards.
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``No, not the Assassin,'' he replied, seeing one breathe. ``They're
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still alive.''
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``\emph{Shit},'' a sapper hissed. ``That reeks of hero, Chief.''
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The situation did have the right combination of overwhelming skill and
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rank stupidity to be heroic work, he had to admit.
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``Draper, slit their throats then catch up,'' he ordered. ``The rest of
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you with me.''
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The stairs down beckoned him, the way wide open. The goblin froze for
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the second time tha night when he felt the touch of steel on the side of
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his neck.
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``Draper,'' a voice spoke quietly. ``Don't slit those throats. I don't
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like leaving corpses behind. Good thieves don't need to.''
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Robber knew for a fact that a heartbeat ago there had been absolutely
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nothing to his side. And yet, right now, a woman stood there. Callowan,
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by the skin tone, with short dark hair and wearing comfortable leathers.
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Sharp blue eyes were studying him amusedly. They had met before, once.
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``Evening, Thief,'' Robber said. ``Taking a stroll?''
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``What can I say,'' the heroine smiled. ``I'm the curious type and
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there's just so much here to be curious about.''
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``Was thinking the same thing,'' the goblin grinned. ``Mind you, would
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you sheathe that knife?''
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The woman raised an eyebrow.
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``And why would I do that?''
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``'cause I'll sheathe mine,'' Robber said, lightly tapping the blade he
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had pointed at her kidney.
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``I could kill you before your wrist moved,'' the heroine said.
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``Probably,'' Robber shrugged. ``It'll get messy afterwards, though. And
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hey, if I'm croaking, you can be sure I'm not gonna do it quietly.''
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``You'd be sacrificing your own soldiers,'' Thief said, narrowing her
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eyes.
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``Lady, we're sappers,'' Lieutenant Rattler chuckled. ``The only way we
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die is \emph{loud}.''
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The Callowan thinned her lips.
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``No throat-slitting?'' she asked.
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``Goblin word of honour,'' Robber grinned.
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``What's that actually worth?'' the heroine asked with morbid curiosity.
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``Gold, as long as you're winning,'' the goblin chuckled.
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The Thief rolled her eyes, but the blade returned to its sheath.
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``Well, this was delightful but we can go on our merry ways now,''
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Robber suggested. ``We just want a peek downstairs.''
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``You can't,'' the heroine replied. ``It took me an aspect to get
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through those wards, and when you trigger them you'll empty half a
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Hell.''
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The Special Tribune hummed.
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``We trade gossip, then,'' he said. ``What's in the basement?''
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``A millennium of paranoia carved into the walls,'' the Thief said.
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``And over a dozen Deoraithe strapped on stone beds.''
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Robber chewed over that for a moment.
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``Are they Watch?''
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``No idea,'' Thief shrugged.
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``Doesn't sound good even if they aren't,'' the goblin admitted.
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``There's a reason we're even having this conversation, goblin,'' the
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heroine replied frankly.
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Robber decided to let that one go. Heroes in general did not have a
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great many quandaries on the subject of stabbing goblins.
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``So, word is you robbed the treasury in Laure,'' he said.
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``I like shiny things,'' the dark-haired woman smiled.
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``Boss might take offence to that, when she's back,'' he said.
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``Everybody knows Foundling's in Arcadia,'' the heroine snorted. ``She's
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not getting out for a few years, if ever.''
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``I've known Squire for two years now,'' Robber said. ``And I've never
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known anyone to make a profit by betting against her.''
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The Thief rolled her eyes.
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``It's one thing to kill a hero, another to fuck with the Winter
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Court,'' she said. ``And if she's got issue with what I've been doing?
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She can take it up with me. I'll be in Laure, \emph{wearing her
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|
jewels}.''
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|
Robber would have replied, but before he could he was once more looking
|
|
into thin air.
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``Chief?'' Rattler prompted. ``What do we do now?''
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The goblin sighed.
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``We run, my lovelies, all the way back to Marchford,'' he said.
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He paused.
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``We can steal the silverware on the way out, at least,'' he decided.
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``Wouldn't feel right not to.''
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