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\chapter{Weaver; Woven}\label{chapter-30-weaver-woven}}
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\epigraph{``Just as planned.''}{Inscription on the front gates of the mausoleum of Dread Emperor
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Traitorous}
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The locals called them `Mavian prayers'.
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Centuries ago, before these were lands of princes and plots, what was
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now called Iserre had been the cradle of a war between the Arlesite
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\emph{regales} of the south and the proud Alamans chieftains of the
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heartlands. The few respectable books written on the subject in that era
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-- penned by Atalante or Stygian scholars, when not by Ashuran officials
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-- agreed that the Arlesites had been on the winning side more often
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than not. The current lay of Iserre itself spoke to those victories:
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though many of its people spoke Chantant, it was Tolesian that was the
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most common tongue and Arlesite customs that were most kept to. The land
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has been won by the aggressive southerners leading warbands out of their
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stone keeps, Alamans tribesmen slowly forced out of their ancestral
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holdings by a thousand lost skirmishes. Those old tribes must have had a
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hundred names, but as a tapestry of tightly-knit kin and cultures they'd
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been colloquially known as the \emph{Mavii}. And though eventually
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forced into flight further north, these Mavii had left behind the marks
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of what had once been a powerful and wealthy confederacy. The so-called
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`Mavian prayers' were more common sight in northern Iserre, it was true,
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but even in the rest it was not uncommon to see long rows of grey raised
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stones sketching out some symbol or meaning now long lost.
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Iserrans now insisted those stones had been raised as prayers to the
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Gods Above, each representing a passage from the Book of All Things, but
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the Wasteland books I'd read on the subject of Procer had expressed a
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great deal of skepticism on the subject. For one, the Alamans had not
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kept to the House of Light as it was now known. Every tribe had elected
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priests and kept faith to the Hallowed, as in those days they'd called
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the Heavens, but personal worship of great spirits and angels nominally
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beholding to them had been just as prominent. Some of these spirits, I
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now suspected, had not been lesser gods or remnants of wilder ages but
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instead wandering lords and ladies of Arcadia. The suspicion had grown
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from the shapes I glimpsed of these raised stones, how they had been
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pleasing to my eye in some ineffable manner even now that I'd broken
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ties to Winter. It had been good as confirmed, however, when I'd found
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this particular `prayer'. It was a barrow, or a tumulus as those were
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called in Procer, though one larger than any I'd ever heard of in Callow
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and crowned by a strange pattern of great stones. Three concentric
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rings, the stones of them interlocking to give the illusion of a full
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and complete circle when one stood at the foot of the barrow.
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Standing at the centre of it, I'd felt a whisper of the sensation that
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had once filled me when shaping gates into Arcadia with the strength of
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Winter. This had been a thinning of boundary once, I thought, a place
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enshrined in some eldritch manner. Whatever power had coursed through
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these grounds vital and vivid in olden days had long died out, but it
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had left behind a taste of itself. Like a desiccated ancient riverbed, I
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decided. I could have run my fingers along the traces of the old
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currents carved into what was now stone and dry sand, charted their
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shapes and guessed at the intents, but there would be no bringing back
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the old waters. The world had moved on, the stars were no longer
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aligned. Whatever patron the Mavii had once bargained with had abandoned
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the game for fresher ones. Still, there was something about the place
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that appealed to me. It would serve for what I intended.
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``There,'' I said, idly pointing with my staff. ``Gently.''
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The four legionaries awkwardly moved to the side. All were orcs and
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warrior-fit, so the large table they were moving might as well have been
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a sack of feathers, but amusingly enough they were having to be careful
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of not wrecking the table instead of labouring under the weight of it.
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They set it down in the snow with a muted crunch and I met their salutes
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with a nod before they retreated to the bottom of the barrow. Where more
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work would await them, for it was a veritable procession that was
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setting up my headquarters at the heart of this Mavian prayer. Chairs
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and smaller tables, along with precious maps and a library's worth of
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scrolls and reports. A writing desk, with quills and ink and all wax for
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seals. Last of all, the same sinfully comfortable armchair I'd stolen
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from the Count of Old Oak a few years back. Hakram had proved, as
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always, that he was a prince among men when he'd revealed he'd had that
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little piece of furniture brought along for the Proceran campaign. It'd
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been kept with Juniper in the First Army, whose supply train was the
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largest, but now that all four of the divisions of the Army of Callow
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were reunited I had wonderful cushions to sink in once more. Vivienne
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wandered in with the last of the additions, seemingly amused at the
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burrow I'd had assembled.
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``And when it starts snowing or raining, shall you bravely retreat?''
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she drawled.
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Leaning against one of the tall stones, long skirts swishing against her
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boots as she tread through the snows, Vivienne looked like some noble's
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daughter gone on a ride more than the former Lady-Regent of Callow. The
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pales shades of her blouse and dress made the laughter in those
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blue-grey eyes seem lighter, somehow, more innocent. \emph{Or perhaps
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simply less weighed upon}, I thought.
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``I've already had the outskirts of the barrow warded by our mages,'' I
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said. ``For wind and quiet.''
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``One of Masego's patterns?'' she asked, idly pushing off the stone.
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``Yeah, though I'm told they can't get it to work the way he said it
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should,'' I noted. ``He has a very unique definition of `elementary
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knowledge', our Zeze.''
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That some of our senior legion mages had outright admitted the scrolls
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Hierophant had left on the subject of warding might as well be gibberish
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had served as a fresh reminder that I'd been dealing with some of the
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finest mages on the continent since becoming a villain and I that I
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should temper my expectations accordingly. The rituals he'd taught my
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mages lines in the days of the Fifteenth had since become the standards
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large-scale sorceries of the Army of Callow, but not all of them could
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be used without him guiding the casting and there was no real
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replacement for Masego to be had. Talented mages were costly and
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time-consuming to raise, and unlike the Wasteland I didn't have
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centuries of teaching methods and arcane knowledge to dole out to raise
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any even should I find talented individuals -- which I \emph{couldn't},
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because unlike Praesi I didn't have well-trained agents out there
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looking for the signs of young children with the Gift. Add onto that the
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fact that the Legions of Terror had picked clean the most obvious
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magical talents in the kingdom after the Conquest, and it was no wonder
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that so few of my mages were of Callowan stock.
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``And for the wet wrath of the Heavens?'' Vivienne idly asked, leaning
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over one of the tables to have a look at the scrolls stacked on it.
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``I dabbled,'' I shrugged.
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It was one of the more abstract uses of Night I'd resorted to, which had
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been interesting in its own way. Spinning threads of a miracle I had
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seen before -- the bubble of stillness the Sisters had forged around me
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when we'd tried to gate out of Iserre -- I'd crafted a sort of
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intangible roof and bound it to the stones. Komena had perched herself
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atop one long enough to call the work `clumsily-executed but clever in
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principle', which was the closest she'd ever come to complimenting
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something I did with the Night. Vivienne hummed, and pursued it no
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further.
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``So,'' she said. ``Are you going to tell me why you've called a halt to
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the march and ordered the Hellhound to establish a fortified camp?''
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Leaning on my staff, I began slowly limping around the edge of the
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raised stones. It was a fascinating thing, the way the interlocked slabs
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allowed me to glimpse down at odd angles. Revealing the sight of my
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armies camped below, raising palisades and digging ditches.
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``Because we'll be fighting a battle soon,'' I said. ``And there's no
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point in running around until we know we can win it.''
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``How do you know we'll be fighting a battle?'' Vivienne asked, brow
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furrowing not in disbelief but in curiosity.
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Wondering what she'd missed that I had not, how she could remedy that
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failure when the chance next came. It had not escaped me that she'd
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taken my tongue-lashing differently than Juniper. My Marshal had judged
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the fault to be in herself, and so that the mending of it must come from
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herself as well -- Juniper had turned back to books and discussions with
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other commanders, the familiar whetstones of her mind. Her art of war
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had been found insufficient, and so she would better it until this was
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no longer the case. Vivienne, though, had been harder to gauge. She
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was\ldots{} learning, if there was any word that could be used for it.
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Looking at the successes of others like she was trying to squeeze out
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the essence of them to make it her own. It was a little unnerving, at
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times, and at others frustrating. Mostly for me, when I found the
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whisper of my instincts a hard thing to explain.
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``Because we are headed to a pivot,'' I said, ``and this\ldots{} isn't
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enough. Our army and the Pilgrim's, that's too small a scale compared to
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the magnitude of power gathered. It might be that it starts with simply
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us, but it won't stay that way.''
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``Because the story,'' she slowly said, ``requires more than simply us
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and the Pilgrim. Yet you have fought battles before where-''
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I raised a hand to interrupt her.
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``The breaches, Vivienne,'' I said. ``They make a lot possible and
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therefore those things will happen -- because once the groove is there,
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the possibilities will flow into it like water.''
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I cleared my throat.
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``We can have that talk later in more detail,'' I added. ``Council won't
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be for hours yet and I don't want to have repeat myself.''
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She nodded.
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``I should see to the Jacks, anyway,'' Vivienne said. ``Adjutant's
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coming to join you?''
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``Eventually,'' I said. ``I've sent him to get me a proper suit of plate
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fitted.''
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``It \emph{has} been odd to see you limping about without one,'' she
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admitted.
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I snorted and waved her away. As she walked away I propped up my staff
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against the side of my armchair and lowered myself onto it with a sigh
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of pleasure. I sat facing rings of stones with an unobstructed view,
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tables at my sides groaning with the documents I'd sent for. It wasn't
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long before I caught the slight sound of leather on snow, my only
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advance warning that I once more had company.
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``You have the supplies?'' I called out.
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``And you claim you don't have the fae hearing anymore,'' Robber
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complained. ``Bullshit's what I say.''
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My minion popped into sight, leaning against the left arm of my chair. I
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was rather impressed he'd made it that far without my picking up on it
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even when I'd known he would be coming.
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``You're just getting old,'' I mocked, because it was always a bad idea
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to give so much as an inch to a goblin.
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He should be around sixteen now, I thought. Goblins rarely made it
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beyond forty, and that was for the better bloodlines -- of which Robber
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was not, and that was setting aside the harsh lifestyle of service in my
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armies. Thirty was likely when his body would start breaking down,
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barring rituals to stretch out his lifespan, and at that thought I
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suddenly regretted the quip.
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``You're telling me,'' the Special Tribune complained. ``Only cowards
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make it to fifteen, but I just can't seem to croak. I've had to make my
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peace with the fundamental truth of this world, Cat: I am simply
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\emph{too good to die}.''
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I smothered my grin, the earlier regret chased away as quickly as it'd
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come.
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``A heavy burden to bear,'' I solemnly agreed. ``I know it well.''
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He eyed me rather skeptically.
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``Didn't you die that one time?'' he asked.
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``I think I'm on three now,'' I muttered. ``It's not one of my better
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habits.''
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He snickered.
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``No wonder you sent me after these, then,'' he said.
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I had sent off Special Tribune Robber on a most important errand, and as
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I pawed through the knapsack he'd brought me as tribute I had to concede
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he'd done his duty well. Two bottles of Vale summer wine were set on the
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table to my right while I squirrelled away the satchels of wakeleaf into
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the many pockets of my cloak. Save for one, which went to stuff my pipe.
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Passing my palm over the herbs had them lit with the slightest touch of
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Night, and I inhaled with pleasure before lying back in my seat.
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``All right,'' I said. ``Serve as my hands.''
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``I figure Archer might object,'' the little wretch cackled.
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``You might notice I didn't send for a footrest,'' I warned him.
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He hurriedly made elaborate apologies that coincidentally happened to
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insult Indrani more often than not, but I put him to work. Against three
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stones, three sheets of parchment were put up: one for the Grey Pilgrim,
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the Tyrant of Helike and the Black Queen. Robber skittered around with
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ink as I dictated to him, his handwriting godsawful but honestly not
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that much worse than mine.
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``The Pilgrim wants a draw with the Black Queen,'' I said. ``The Pilgrim
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wants to preserve the Grand Alliance armies. The Pilgrim wants Procer at
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war on only one front.''
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Robber's sloppy drawing of the Peregrine as bearing a heavy mustache and
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a crooked nose was physically inaccurate, but in the interests of morale
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I allowed the misrepresentation.
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``The Tyrant wants leverage on the First Prince,'' I said. ``The Tyrant
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wants the means to position the Hierarch. The Tyrant wants there to be
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no victor in Iserre.''
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Kairos' illustration had him either bearing horns or with his head on
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fire, it was hard to tell, and I was fairly certain that his arms ended
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in fingers and not crablike pincers. Still, I decided it wouldn't do to
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infringe on the vision of so accomplished an artist.
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``You going to tell me what you're after now?'' Robber asked, sounding
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genuinely curious.
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``That doesn't matter,'' I said. ``It matters what they \emph{think} I'm
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after, because that's what they'll plan according to. We're not the only
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ones scheming here -- if we plan assuming that everyone else will be
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passive we'll just be wasting ink.''
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``So what do they think we're after?'' the goblin said.
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``The Black Queen wants to preserve her armies,'' I said. ``The Black
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Queen wants leverage over the Grand Alliance. The Black Queen wants the
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soul of the Carrion Lord.''
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Which were all things I did want, but not necessarily in the manner
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they'd think I did. I wanted Black back not to make him my foremost
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general or use him against Malicia, but because he was my father in all
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but name and I'd not allow his fucking soul to be snuffed out by the
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blind machinations of the Pilgrim. I wanted leverage over the Grand
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Alliance not to force treaties advantageous to me but instead to get
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everyone at the table for the Liesse Accords: the intent wasn't hostile,
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and to be blunt if there were other ways of getting there I'd much
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prefer using those. As for the preservation of my armies, while it was
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true whether that assertion came back to bite them or not would depend
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on how well they'd assessed my degree of ruthlessness. I didn't want to
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get any of my soldiers killed if I could avoid it, but that didn't mean
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I'd shy from battle either if it was the best means to get what I
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wanted. Sadly, I was dealing with the Peregrine and a madman who'd
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tricked the likes of the Wandering Bard. I'd assume, at least in
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principle, that they had a decent read on my personality.
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``And now one more parchment,'' I said. ``The pitfalls we have to avoid,
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how we'd lose.''
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``Folding on those wouldn't be losing?'' Robber asked, skeptical.
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Nimble fingers flicked `my' parchment, though mercifully there was no
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representation of me sketched aside from a hastily filled-in crown.
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``It'd be a defeat, certainly,'' I said. ``But put that parchment above
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the others, because botching any of those would be \emph{the} defeat.''
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It went above Kairos, and to my amusement the goblin had to drag a chair
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and climb it so he could both hang it and write on it. Dipping the quill
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in an inkpot, he turned to me with an expectant look.
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``The Grey Pilgrim cannot die,'' I said.
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Inconvenient as that line was, it needed to be drawn. If Tariq died and
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we'd killed him, a death feud was struck with Levant. If Tariq died and
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the League killed him, eighty thousand Levantine troops would be
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marching east instead of west. If Tariq died by accident, well, likely
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I'd get blamed somehow. I pulled at my pipe and spat out a mouthful of
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smoke.
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``The western and eastern coalitions cannot lose more than a fifth of
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their forces,'' I said.
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He let out a low whistle at that. The quill scratched, though his gaze
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kept flicking back to me curiously. I sighed, and explained after
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another drag of wakeleaf was released.
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``For us, a fifth would be about twenty thousand dead,'' I said. ``For
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them it'd be somewhere between fifteen to thirty, depending on whether
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or not they can merge their armies before the fight. If either of us
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loses more than that, we're crippled as a field army for at least
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several months. We can't afford that, given the situation up north.''
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``And the League?'' he asked.
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``Can't be considered reliable in any sense so long as the Hierarch and
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the Tyrant are running it,'' I said. ``Preserving its armies isn't a
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priority -- to be honest, I'd feel safer if we carved away them by at
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least a fifth.''
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I drummed my fingers against the arm of my seat, staring at the fresh
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ink on the parchment. I worried my lip thoughtfully and only after a
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long silence did I speak.
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``The Grey Pilgrim cannot have get a draw against the Black Queen,'' I
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finally said.
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I could not, in the end, trust him with that kind of power over me. Not
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even for the sake of making an alliance. Robber finished the words with
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a flourish, as if a twist of the wrist could make his calligraphy look
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anything other than cramped and sickly. I had not exactly picked the
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most able of scribes.
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``Finished?'' Robber asked.
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I nodded. He scuttled down, quite blatantly pilfering the quill and
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inkpot before putting away the chair.
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``And now?''
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``Now,'' I murmured, ``I \emph{think}.''
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The parchments, those tidy little triumvirates of desires and pitfalls,
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hung in front of me but I did not need to look at them. Putting them up
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had served the purpose I'd had it done for, allowing me to place it all
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together as a structure instead of a series of abstractions. I closed my
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eyes, let it all fall together.
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``I can leave, Boss,'' Robber quietly offered.
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``Don't,'' I said, chewing on my pipe. ``We're going to play a game, you
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and I.''
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``Ominous,'' the goblin praised.
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The wakeleaf burned my throat, filled my lungs, and for a moment I felt
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a strange joy go through me like a spasm. I was enjoying this, I
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realized. This feeling, like my mind was full to burst and empty at the
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same time. Like I'd been filled with jagged edges, glittering pieces of
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madness and brilliance and that there was a solution to the crawling
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chaos, a twisting and winding formula that would bind it all to my will.
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I breathed out, smoke and heat leaving my lips, and smiled. Eyes
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fluttering open, I snatched the staff and hobbled to the
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parchment-bearing stones with feverish energy.
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``Now,'' I said, ``to a layman's eye, it might seem we're in a spot of
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trouble.''
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``If have a few of those, if you need spares,'' Robber offered.
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``But if you look at it closely, we have angles,'' I continued. ``For
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example, though the Tyrant will stab anyone who looks about to win in
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the back he is in fact our \emph{ally}.''
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The goblin choked.
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``What was that, Boss?'' he said. ``I can't believe I heard it right.''
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I knocked the butt of my pipe against barely-dry ink under the drawn
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caricature of the Tyrant.
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``Kairos can't accomplish what he wants if there's no truce,'' I said.
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``Think about it, Robber -- if his whole reason for getting into this
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war is getting leverage on Cordelia, then he needs room to actually
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\emph{use} that leverage. He can't do that from Iserre while openly at
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war with her. If blunt coercion was all he needed he could have gone
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after her armies to force her hand, but he didn't. You know what that
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tells us?''
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Robber's eyes narrowed in thought.
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``The cripple's not willing to hand this war to the Dead King,'' my
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Special Tribune said. ``He'll duck and weave, but these are matron games
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-- a knife here and there before we all sit smiling.''
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``Aye,'' I said. ``And one thing more: he needs me at that table, the
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wretched little bastard. If I don't agree to truce talks then all his
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schemes are dust. He can't make a separate peace with Cordelia, not when
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he's trying to twist her arm. He needs to be the kingmaker in this
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threesome of ours, not the sole enemy, and that means having all of us
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at the same conference where he can play us off each other.''
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``What's he mean to use the Hierarch for, anyway?'' Robber asked.
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``I'm not sure yet, but it doesn't matter right now,'' I said. ``What
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does is the fact that the moment I try to push for a peace conference
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he'll back me to the hilt regardless of all other considerations. See,
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no victor in Iserre is only important for him insofar as it'll affect
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the conference that follows the fight here. Balance of power and all
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that. But if I make it clear that the only way he gets that conference
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is walking my line, you know what follows.''
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``He walks, like it or not,'' the goblin finished. ``He's our borrowed
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knife.''
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``So he is,'' I grinned. ``Now Tariq, Tariq's what Black would be if
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someone ripped out the part of his mind that itches to fix things and
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shoved a Choir in there instead. If a situation goes south on Tariq, he
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won't double down or throw a fit: he'll measure the risks, and if
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there's no worth to the strife he'll cut his losses and prepare for the
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next round.''
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``Hate to tell you, Boss, but the situation hasn't gone south on him
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yet,'' Robber reminded me.
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``It doesn't need to, that's the beauty of it,'' I told him.
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I spun on myself, lightly tapping the Pilgrim's parchment with my staff.
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``See, the only thing in there I can't allow is the draw,'' I said. ``He
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wants to preserve the Grand Alliance armies? So do I. He wants Procer to
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be able to turn north? So do I. To get what I want out of this, I don't
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actually need to screw him out of most of what he wants.''
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``As I've been given to understand,'' the Special Tribune mused, ``he
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also wants to slug you in the story real bad, so to speak. And he's
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really a bastard kin of the Carrion Lord, he'll have schemes afoot and
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blood that's lizard-cold.''
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``Ah, and so we get to the tricky part,'' I conceded. ``If I walked up
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to the Grey Pilgrim right now and offered him everything he wants save
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for the draw, he'd refuse. But that's not because he's a fanatic,
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Robber, although he is. He's not your average screaming, barn-burning
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zealot: he's the exemplar of the long view. The Pilgrim is what the
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Heavens use to make sure the forest fire doesn't become like, well, the
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last few years essentially.''
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``He'll come after you quiet and sudden, Boss,'' Robber said. ``And
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you're good at the second, but the first famously ain't your
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wheelhouse.''
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``You're missing the point,'' I said. ``He's the broad view hero,
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Robber. They don't have another one of those, it's the entire reason
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he's so influential in the first place. Fighting him at all is a
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mistake. The key to handling Tariq is twisting his arm in that same
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broad view: making it clear to him that if he actually takes a swing at
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me, the costs will make even a success so \emph{utterly ruinous} it'll
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defeat the entire purpose. And the moment he knows that\ldots{}''
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``He takes the wins he can,'' the goblin said. ``And cuts his losses on
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the rest, drawing back for the next round.''
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I drew back myself, coincidentally, emptying the ashes of my pipe onto
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the snow and gazing at the loose constellation of sentences.
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``You know, Robber, there's a story back home that in the old days there
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was an Alban king who went mad,'' I said. ``Thought he was made of
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feathers, so he ordered all the palace windows nailed shut and all the
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doors closed. Wouldn't even take off his cloak, since he was convinced
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without it the slightest breeze would disperse him into a million
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tufts.''
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``So he `fell down some stairs' and an ambitious daughter succeeded
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him?'' Robber snickered.
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``He was an Alban, even if mad,'' I chided. ``No, they suffered his
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whims intent on waiting him out. Until one day a window broke in a
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storm, and he dropped his cloak in fright but did not dissolve. The old
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king, the morning after, summoned the court and announced he realized
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now he had been mad and was cured of his madness.''
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``That's distastefully uplifting,'' Robber opined.
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``Story's not over,'' I said. ``You see, the king had realized he was
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not \emph{made} of feathers. He simply had a coat of them, for he was in
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fact a bird.''
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The goblin grinned.
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``So what happened to him?'' he asked.
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``Oh, they settled him down,'' I said. ``But a few weeks later he
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climbed the highest tower in the palace and leapt down to take flight.''
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``Did he?'' Robber asked.
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``We have a saying about it,'' I smiled. ``A king can fly-''
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I shrugged.
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``-but not for long.''
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Amused, the Special Tribune bared needle-like fangs in approval.
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``See, the thing is,'' I murmured. ``I always thought that he must have
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deep down known he was mad. Because if he \emph{hadn't} known, if he'd
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really believe that with all his heart\ldots{}''
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I chuckled.
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``Now and then, Creation has been known to grant the mad a pair of
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wings,'' I said.
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``So what's your Callowan folk wisdom leading to, Boss?'' Robber asked.
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``Let's find out, my dear minion,'' I said, ``if we are mad enough to
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fly.''
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